Post stories of silly bans. I'll start with something fresh out of the oven.
I was on zoneark's server when "The Shadow" made a claim that touching yourself was a disgrace. When people say such things, I do what I always do, convince them to touch their willys!
I started showing the good side of procrastination and he just kept calling me gay. Zoneark ended it because he doesn't like people talking about snakees, which makes his ban reason VERY ironic. These are his exact words.
REASON FOR BAN: go tuch ur ballz then suk your dads richard
One thing I absolutely love about blockland is how easy it is to enrage family men.
Okay, your turn! ;^)