Random extracts of ban messages from my list:
You don't have to swear in every sentence you say, you know (IF i Die I Was AFK) (Swearing)
BASIC INSTRUCTION: "don't kill me (?) (Killing)
'Your ****' as well (dandaman) (Swearing)
Run! Escape! It's a Runescape fan! (?) (Advertising Runescape)
No, and hitting people with tools is generally frowned on (ozzie24564) (Hammering)
You Are Moron Or Idiot Too (Teme) (Talking Like This and saying people were Morons)
Swearing isn't cool, kthx (Warlock) (Swearing)
Oplz isn't a word. Neither is "plz" or "pls", by the way (ChancerMan10) (Asking for Admin)
"r", "u" and "1" are not words. Okay? (Loretta) (Probably asking for Admin)
You said 'Plz'. Your claim is now invalid. (Sony) (Asking for Admin)
Then lightning was banned for snooping on them (lightningace) (Spam/Singing some 'love song')
I bypassed your face (MrPickle) (Bypassing swear filter)