Recommend some hardcore (or sadistic) exercise routines/activities

[Buu]

title.

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[Dre5567]

jump off a building, works for me

[Camel]

weighted shoes

[Johnimiester]

Carry a loaded truck while jumping off a building with weighted shoes into a river of acid with electric bodybuilder eels on steroids.

[Cool Boi]

Dying

[F3d323]

punch someone muscular and run
you wont care if you're tired or not, you'll keep running anyways
works like a charm

[Steve5451²]

punch someone muscular and run
you wont care if you're tired or not, you'll keep running anyways
works like a charm

But make sure he's not too built in the leg section or that he has some extra fat on him so he doesn't end up being some kind of Olympic super sprinter and destroy you within five seconds. That way you're able to get away AND get a workout.

[GhostStar]

insanity

[Pie Crust]

Put your fingers in a 220v ~60hz outlet. It will contract and relax your muscles 60 times per second giving you a very good excersize. (Or just immediately kill you/burn your skin)

[F3d323]

But make sure he's not too built in the leg section or that he has some extra fat on him so he doesn't end up being some kind of Olympic super sprinter and destroy you within five seconds. That way you're able to get away AND get a workout.

but the pain is part of the fun  

[Buu]

modified op to make more sense

[Pie Crust]

Didn't the OP say suicidal before?

[Ipquarx]

does OP get off to this or something

[Buu]

wth do i look like, a cigarette?

jk no offense

[Deve]

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