Our school's tap water sources are contaminated.

[Choi]

100% of people who drink any amounts of water die

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

its not a real thing

i see you
AM I COOL NOW

what

[Ipquarx]

100% of people who drink any amounts of water die

100% of people who come in contact with any amount of water die

[Zanaran2]

oh nooo

not the chemical equivalent of a stuff joke

you'll all get Super Poisoned

wait how did you fall for this

HUEHUEHUE SO CLEVER

dude, the joke has been dead for years

[F3d323]

what

dihydrogen monoxide = water

[Bomb Kirby]

dihydrogen monoxide = water

I don't speak italian

[Pie Crust]

Di = two.
Mono = monkey one.

Two hydrogens; One oxygen.
H₂O.
Water

I don't speak italian

And it would be Latin, you ignorant!

[Zanaran2]

And it would be Latin, you ignorant!

Italian is a Latin-based language.

[WaffleCake]

you didn't drink the water right
right?

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

I don't speak italian

allow me to translate

2hydrogen 1oxygen
make of that what you will

[AutoBahn]

This is actually happening lol

(not chemicals, but something)
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/Water_contamination_causes_early_dismissal_at_Montgomery_Co_school.html
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/05/21/company-issues-boil-water-advisory-for-customers-in-parts-of-montgomery-county/

oh stuff

you didn't drink the water right
right?

don't drink the water
it makes you forget

[Gumba Jonny]

your mom is a HOH

2hydrogen** 1oxygen
make of that what you will

[Zanaran2]

your mom is a HOH

Sodium bromate.

[Pie Crust]

Italian is a Latin-based language.

And so is Spanish but the names of the elements are in latin.
Argentum - Silver
Cuprum - Copper
Ferrum - Iron

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

your mom is a HOH

shhhh