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All of our schools water sources and what not are contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide. It's all over the news. People are threatening to sue the school (private school) and stuff is getting serious.

/discuss

NO SCHOOL

you should be happy?

oh nooo

not the chemical equivalent of a stuff joke

you'll all get Super Poisoned

NO SCHOOL

you should be happy?

wait how did you fall for this

Be sure to join in on the fun and get some moolah of it

All of our schools water sources and what not are contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide. It's all over the news. People are threatening to sue the school (private school) and stuff is getting serious.

/discuss

HUEHUEHUE SO CLEVER


did anybody drink it or something
because they probably are ok now
« Last Edit: May 21, 2014, 08:12:16 PM by F3d323 »

NO SCHOOL

you should be happy?

I don't think you understand the seriousness of this.  

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
is fatal if inhaled.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire handicapant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, product remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

it's extremely dangerous and the entire school has been exposed to it.

oh no there's water in your water sources
you're all forgeted
I don't think you understand the seriousness of this.  

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
is fatal if inhaled.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire handicapant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, product remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

it's extremely dangerous and the entire school has been exposed to it.
lol you quoted the wiki page

upstate SC's water company is called CPW and me and my brother call it crappy poopy water


wait how did you fall for this

I'm brazillian and that's enough

oh no there's water in your water sources
you're all forgeted
I believe that is water.
k thx bye
HUEHUEHUE SO CLEVER

i bet you guys are so loving fun at parties. could have at least gone with it lol


dude, the joke has been dead for years

wow totally didnt know that

I'm brazillian and that's enough

"im brazilian, thus i do not know what water is"

upstate SC's water company is called CPW and me and my brother call it crappy poopy water

i live in upstate sc