ALERT! LOCAL CAMEL WARNING!
Everyone please stay indoors whilst the military handles the situation! Please remember to hide behind the nearest friendly Caspian tiger or Asiatic Lion in your area. Close the blinds, keep all ventilation sources as closed as possible, and hang grapes above your outside doors to turn into fresh raisins that can be used to make raisin cookies. If you have a jackal, please draft it into the US Army for camel recon.