500 ways to make a 1-7 year old cry. (WOAH, 5 PAGES IN 2 DAYS!)

[Bomb Kirby]

31. Throwing them

[Ad Bot]

[TeeOS]

32. Pee on their things.

That shows them who owns what. Claim dominance.

[ßlöükfáce]

33. Be steve4541

[BlurIsBack]

34.

[ResonKinetic]

35. Scary Maze Game.

I speak from experience. And guilt.

[F3d323]

36. Make 'em suck yo richard

[QuadStorm]

37. Let them experience a day in prison...

[awesomebread]

38. rape

[Mouse droidz 21]

35. Scary Maze Game.

I speak from experience. And guilt.

That film.... that film.... I will burn that loving blue ray dvd of that loving film....

39.
steal their tf2 hats

[Passta Soup]

isn't kind of a count to 100 kind of thread? iirc it's a bannable offense if it is too.

[Wrapperup]

40. push them off their swing

[Bomb Kirby]

isn't kind of a count to 100 kind of thread? iirc it's a bannable offense if it is too.

Because we're actually putting some stuff in the post and not actually just saying " 1, 2, 3, 4, " etc, I don't think it counts

Ways to get kicked out of Walmart ( a very similar thread ) has survived to over 60 pages.

[Katadeus]

41. Cut off arms

[Midevil Warrior]

42. Rip their head off and stuff in the mouth and take it to the dump so the skunks can eat it and find the brain so skunks can take it to their lab and figure out a way to take over humanity and conquer the world and they take the DNA of the humans brain and the skunks secretly turn into humans and a skunk human goes into the bank and farts and the people in line run outside and the fart is so bad that the bank explodes and skunks get the money and then the skunks run away with the money and they take that money to build a space rocket to fly to jupiter and kill the secret alien to conquer jupiter but they find it is cold there so they move to the sun and then the skunks fart and the sun explodes the end

[Candy Apple]

voh can into slowing down there friend