What is your preferred way to pleasure yourself loveually?

[Zanaran2]

You guys are disgusting

[Ad Bot]

[Alternat¡ve]

I prefer sticking toothpicks in my urethra and running boner-first into a wall.

[Champion]

I prefer sticking toothpicks in my urethra and running boner-first into a wall.

wHY

[Yosher]

I prefer sticking toothpicks in my urethra and running boner-first into a wall.

LOL

[hodot]

shove my childhood up my ass

[DRILL3R49]

You know it

[OrkusBorkus]

10:15 AM - Jummkopf: scuse me bucko
10:15 AM - Jummkopf: I'm not used to being so casual
10:16 AM - ORKUS: u fukn casul
10:17 AM - ORKUS: git gud
10:17 AM - ORKUS: scr0b
10:15 AM - Jummkopf: 1v1 me
10:16 AM - Jummkopf: no items
10:16 AM - Jummkopf: fox only
10:16 AM - Jummkopf: final destination
10:17 AM - ORKUS: br0h lets GO MOTHERforgetER
10:16 AM - Jummkopf: il rek u
10:16 AM - Jummkopf: ad my gaymer tag
10:16 AM - Jummkopf: xX420pusillanimous individualslayer420Xx
10:17 AM - ORKUS: i will smack u upside your peepee with an eel
10:16 AM - Jummkopf: i fuqed ur mum
10:18 AM - ORKUS: ya rite shes DED
10:17 AM - Jummkopf: i fuged her so hard she sed "wo dats realy long and big jairo kun"
10:17 AM - Jummkopf: an i sed 2her
10:17 AM - Jummkopf: "yes"
10:18 AM - ORKUS: lelelele sjrek is lov skrel is live
10:17 AM - Jummkopf: cis scum
10:17 AM - Jummkopf: il hav u no im a panloveual polynesian orphan
10:19 AM - ORKUS: L0L y so masogynist????
10:18 AM - Jummkopf: an i wil not b opresed by u patriarchal cis gendered srtaight white mails anylonger
10:19 AM - ORKUS: take ur communist regime somehwer else pls
10:18 AM - Jummkopf: wow such hitlr
10:18 AM - Jummkopf: obomba wood b proud
10:19 AM - Jummkopf: DAE TIL LE UPBOATS????? xDDDDD
10:20 AM - ORKUS: are you seriously being tribal right now?  wood can be brown and obama is brown THEREFORE = cigaretteot
10:19 AM - Jummkopf: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
10:21 AM - ORKUS: forget
10:21 AM - ORKUS: YOU
10:21 AM - ORKUS: i was just about to say that
10:20 AM - Jummkopf: are you calling me a friend
10:21 AM - ORKUS: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
10:20 AM - Jummkopf: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
10:21 AM - ORKUS: ya get quite
10:20 AM - Jummkopf: ur fugin dfed, kid-o
10:20 AM - Jummkopf: expoct us
10:21 AM - ORKUS: okay dats it DRAMAAA
10:20 AM - Jummkopf: h8trs maek me famus
10:22 AM - ORKUS: reported for being mean
10:21 AM - Jummkopf: baldspot is my dad
10:22 AM - ORKUS: my dad works for microsoft online and he can ban you from camecube SCR0B
10:21 AM - Jummkopf: camecube?
10:22 AM - ORKUS: ya
10:22 AM - ORKUS: OH WAIT
10:22 AM - ORKUS: ur too poor to now what that is
10:21 AM - Jummkopf: gay
10:22 AM - ORKUS: cigaretteit
10:23 AM - ORKUS: OOH SHIUT
10:21 AM - Jummkopf: xbox
10:21 AM - Jummkopf: xbox 420
10:23 AM - ORKUS: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007165231/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/2b/Apply_cold_water_to_burned_area.jpeg
10:23 AM - ORKUS: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007165231/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/2b/Apply_cold_water_to_burned_area.jpeghttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007165231/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/2b/Apply_cold_water_to_burned_area.jpeghttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007165231/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/2b/Apply_cold_water_to_burned_area.jpeghttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007165231/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/2b/Apply_cold_water_to_burned_area.jpeghttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007165231/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/2b/Apply_cold_water_to_burned_area.jpeghttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007165231/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/2b/Apply_cold_water_to_burned_area.jpeghttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007165231/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/2b/Apply_cold_water_to_burned_area.jpeghttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007165231/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/2b/Apply_cold_water_to_burned_area.jpeg
10:22 AM - Jummkopf: ur so gay
10:22 AM - Jummkopf: that
10:22 AM - Jummkopf: im gona go suck a richard
10:23 AM - ORKUS: k bye
10:22 AM - Jummkopf: friend

i'm very afraid i think jairo(cigaretteit) is h0m0love

[Electrk Boogaloo]

what did you do

[hodot]

hey

hey orkus

stop loving PAGESTRETCHING

[ultimamax]

I forget my scaly OC tulpa, xXxXxNIGHTCHAMELEON69xXxXx

[OrkusBorkus]

it wasmt me pls

[DRILL3R49]

y u do dis

[Jairo]

Monday, May 26, 2014
1:09 PM - ORKUS: have you ever pressed the head of your throbbing rooster against the soft velvet that is the starfish of a 4 year old
1:09 PM - Jummkopf: um
1:09 PM - Jummkopf: no
1:09 PM - ORKUS: uh me either

[/Pacha]

Thanks Orkus :-)

[OrkusBorkus]

i will not fix the pagestretch until JEWrio fixes that COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA