No one.
I hate divorce and I hate thieves.
The point of the game is if you had to choose a person who would it be? Like would you rather, you can't choose neither you have to pick one or the other. For this you have to pick a person, not "no one".
Ontopic: I would pick Jennifer Lawrence but not divorce her right away, probably like 60 years later when I am going into retirement. That way I could be married to Jennifer Lawrence. :)