FALLOUT ZONE
TL;DR I really hope you don't live in Arizona because I'll wreck your stuff up with my army of wild moose and angry alaskans. (also the queen or some stuff like that)
you guys have like 35 days to prepare
or not care as i pack my bags full of all the forum favourites such as:
- Furries
- Lord Tony Memorabilia
- Refugees from Nigeria and surrounding area
- The French
- Bible Debates
- Reasons why everyone else is wrong but me.
I shall also bring along the mysteries of Poutine, Eh?, and How to make an igloo using nothing but a bucket of butter and your snake. (dont have a snake? well too bad for you!)
interested in all these mysteries? give me your exact address, a list of your fears, and the make and model of the kitchen device you use to electronically knead bread.
along with your favourite cheese, apples, and if you're into skrillex or not.
anyone who hates skrillex clearly doesn't know music
In all seriousness
I will be visiting Arizona! Cool, that's pretty awesome. However, I don't really know how America works, nor something you guys call "above 70 degrees".
Are you actually interested in this jewish bubble of fun? Wow, that's strange, but ok, cool! Sadly, I probably won't be able to visit you, i'll be busy doing that with family.
But if you do live in Arizona, tell me how that state is. Mainly about the weather, and what to expect in 2 weeks of July.
Also, I get to witness an American 4th of July! as a foreigner, I don't really understand american patriotism, but it still sounds like it'll be pretty fun.
If you dont live in Arizona, tell me how the states is anyways. (And how much anti-depressants I should take from the lack of gravy in restaurants.)
if you're too much of a square to get a joke tl;dr im visiting arizona who lives there BESIDES PEOPLE I ALREADY KNOW WHO DO (COUGH 1 PERSON)EDIT ZONEONLY A FEW MORE MINUTES UNTIL JUDGEMENT DAY
PREPARE TERMINATOR TRAPS AND LOCK YOUR CHILDREN IN THE WINE CELLAR
THE CLOCK IS TICKTICKITNG AMERICAN
DONT LET CANADA SUCCEED
