Alien On Earth - Closed ;~;

[Bacon Pancakes]

Yet another one of those forum adventure thingy-majigs

Name: Englishman Von Zoosmell

Items:

- Helmet
Stylish little alien you are!
Found in: N/A
Equipped? - No
Powers: Allows us to Breathe in Oxygen (Now that we have chocolate, it's no longer needed)



- Jet
It's gettin' hot in here.
Found in: N/A
Equipped? - No
Powers: Allows Flight



- Oxford English Dictionary
It's such a page turner, after all you're still learning!
Found in: Treehouse
Equipped? - Yes
Powers: Allows us to speak English.



- le Superior and Supreme Fedora
I am a superior Alien
Found in: Treehouse
Equipped? - No
Powers: Allows us to be really superior



- A Lol Bar (Chocolate)
This stuff is really magical, like woah. Well... It tastes nice too!
Found in: Given to you by that friendly Alien!
Equipped? - Yes
Powers: Allows us to breathe in Oxygen, it's magical anyway.



- Our Alien Feet
♫ Walk like an Egyptian ♫
Found in: N/A
Equipped? - Yes
Powers: Allows us to run fast and jump high. Oh and it also saves fuel



- Phone!
Call your friends!
Found in: Your alien pocket
Equipped? - Yes
Powers: Can call anyone


- Wine
Get drunk, you spent all of your lottery money on it, doesn't matter!
Found in: Liquor store
Equipped? - Most definitely
Powers: Most calming effects. It tastes nice too!

Contacts, (Can phone people you've met)

Jim

Alien Call Code: 34784
Give him a call anytime for free chocolate!

Bobby

Alien Call Code: 89574
He likes you now, call him for free hotdogs!

Carl

Alien Call Code: 58972
Call him anytime for free liquor!

Achievements: (More coming soon. Ideas accepted!)

Furling back in August
Trade in all of your money for liquor

Venturing into the world
Take off that stuffy helmet

Friend?
Make a friend!

Destroy all humans
Aggravate a human

Bacon Pancakes draws well
Compliment Bacon Pancakes on his excellent artwork.

Appology Accepted
Say sorry

First Blood
kill your first human, don't be suspicious, you'll go to jail!

I failed the First Blood achievement
You went to jail for killing someone...

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[Bacon Pancakes]

Uh Oh...



What should he do?

[PurpleSir]

remove: helmet

[Bacon Pancakes]

remove: helmet

>Puts helmet back on.

[Kohoutek]

go in treehouse

[Bacon Pancakes]

go in treehouse

You go inside and find a chest, then proceed to open that chest. Inside it there is an Oxford English Dictionary. He can now speak English!



"I can finally communicate"

>Will you open the chest?

[ZombieDude]

absolutely not. chests are for aliens who CANT speak english
we are the supreme alien

[Bacon Pancakes]

we are the supreme alien

Oh and there was a fedora.



>Superior and supreme alien.

[ZombieDude]

proceed out of treehouse with class, find the nearest alien to speak english at

[Bacon Pancakes]

proceed out of treehouse with class, find the nearest alien to speak english at

You've met someone. But... What's your name? You should really introduce yourself.

[ZombieDude]

ENGLISHMAN VON ZOOSMELL

[Bacon Pancakes]

ENGLISHMAN VON ZOOSMELL

I'm 'Englishman Von Zoosmell'

What a funny name! Anyway, my ship's crashed too, and found a dictionary. Here, try this. It's the magical substance of chocolate.

Thanks!


>Do we eat it?

[F3d323]

eat a piece of it and store it in your helmet next to your head

[ZombieDude]

equip your fedora again you scum
don't go anywhere without it

[PurpleSir]

Learn to breathe oxygen