Author Topic: Chatters the Squirrel drawings & comics  (Read 10551 times)

Okay, kids, it's time for an...



PREVIOUSLY ON CHATTERS THE SQUIRREL...

CLAY BOMB!

WIND BOMB!

BOMB



Wait, I have a bomb?



SWEET MOTHER OF RODENTKIND WHY DO I HAVE A BOMB


..G-GRAVITY BOMB!


Bomber..


SHOOT!!

"hey whats that"


"OH stuff"
SCRAGGLE: "BUT CHATTERS YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, WE'RE E-RATED CHARACTERS!"



CHATTERS: "SCRAGGLE!  Drop the fourth-wall-breaking hilarity already AND SAVE ME YOU BUFFOON!"

SCRAGGLE: "Now now, nawt if yer gunna be callin' me names!"



CHATTERS: "SCRAGGLE YOU F-mphmphmhppmh!"

SCRAGGLE: "Uh... Chatters?  Buddy?"





CHATTERS: "...Where am I?"


"you smell like roasted chestnuts mmmmmm"





"Hang on a sec..."





"u evn tast like it mhmhmhmh *moans*"


CHATTERS: "There we go.  Plenty of light."

????: "MMMMMM.  IT BURNS SO GOOOOD."



"So now I'm stuck in a dark place that I know nothing about with a complete stranger who I just set on fire.

"What should I do?"

gather around the "campfire" and sing our campfire song.

gather around the "campfire" and sing our campfire song.



"♫ The Camptown ladies sing this song, do dah, do dah, Camptown racetrack's five miles long, oh the do dah day! ♫"

Well that was fun, but nothing happens.  The song echoes eerily in the apparently-vast void.  At least we know there's air.




something stirs behind you.. an ominous prescence.


Well that was fun, but nothing happens.  The song echoes eerily in the apparently-vast void.  At least we know there's air.
because you sang the wrong song

also you should figure out who you arson'd
« Last Edit: July 16, 2014, 11:04:20 PM by AcornCake »


Lazy copy-and-paste replies time.

jump in the fire







also you should figure out who you arson'd


Whoever it was, they're beyond recognition now.  Maybe when the fire finally dies you'll go through the ashes and see if you can find anything that didn't burn up.

BOMB THE PRESENCE


What presence?  There's nothing here besides you and your "campfire".  And besides, you don't have a bomb anymore.  Frankly you're not even sure how it ended up in your hand in the first place.

chatters i'm afraid we need to make a sacrafice.
use the fiddle as a torch so you can explore the area.

plastiware is mean
« Last Edit: July 16, 2014, 11:32:22 PM by TheKid »

because the music notes are white, play the fiddle quickly to fill the dark space with white, making it light

chatters i'm afraid we need to make a sacrafice.
use the fiddle as a torch so you can explore the area.

Are you nuts?!  This fiddle is a one-of-a-kind!  You wouldn't trade it for the world.



You guess you can always get another bow, though.  I mean, they're kind of expensive but this one isn't exactly priceless.  Even without it you can always play pizzicato.



You stick the bow in the fire and manage to skewer some immolating... stuff.



Ta-daa!  Your bow-torch proves a surprisingly effective light source.  Wait... are those eyebrows?

because the music notes are white, play the fiddle quickly to fill the dark space with white, making it light





This is it for today, but the adventure shall continue tomorrow!
« Last Edit: July 17, 2014, 12:19:17 AM by Plastiware »

DANGIT I WAS TOTALLY GONNA GIVE YOU A SLIGHTLY COMEDIC LIGHT SOURCE THROUGH A LITTLE CONSCIENCE BUBBLE