Colten still tries hard.
Now he must aggressively do preemptive attacks so to find a pat on his own back.
And he thinks HE can predict things lol
Ive been up for weeks waiting for the perfect thread. Ive not showered in days. Finally I see it. The thread. The thread Ive been waiting for. A solitary tear of joy drips from my eye, and suddenly the days of stench and starvation were worth it.
I hastily post - Gotta be quick, before Bisjac gets there! My heart pounds as I press the post key - I dread the chance that I may be met with the "A user has replied" message.
It posts. Phew, I made it. Now I must wait. I see youve posted, I enter the topic and see... oh my god... it is... Its the comment Ive been waiting for! Youve posted your cat story! I tip my fedora to my imaginary girlfriend, "Weve done it, m'lady"
With my mission complete I am no longer needed on this earth. I board my ship and away I fly, to find my next victim.
