Author Topic: kurwa translator  (Read 1423 times)



ok so
"Why don't you suck my snake, bitch?"
translates to
"whai dont yu mah snake,"

mr. madison wat yu've just said is 1 of d most insanely idiotic things I hav evur heard at no point in yur rambling, incoherent were yu iven klose to anythink dat could beh considered a rational thought. evryoen in dis rům is nao dumber for having listened to it. I award yu no points, 'n Allah hav mercy on yur sul.

VOTOFOK did yu just loving say 'bout meh, yu lil'bit  i’ll hav yu 'now I graduated top of mah klass in d navy seals, 'n i’ve býn involved in numerous raids on al-quaeda, 'n I hav ovur 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare 'n i’m d top sniper in d us armed forces. yu ar nothink to meh bat just anothur target. I will yu d aut with precision d likes of wič has nevur býn seen befoer on dis  mah loving words. yu think yu kan get away with saying dat to meh ovur d internet? think again, forgeter. as we I am contacting mah network of spies akross d usa 'n yur ip is being traced right nao so yu bittar for d  maggot. d dat wipes aut d lil'bit think yu kall yur lief. you’re loving  SKAR. I kan beh  anytime, 'n I kan kill yu in ovur ways, 'n that’s just with mah hands. not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, bat I hav access to d arsenal of d united states marine corps 'n I will use it to its extent to yur miserable of d faec of d continent, yu lil'bit. if only yu could hav wat unholy retribution yur lil'bit “clever” was 'bout to down yu, mahbe yu would hav held yur loving. bat yu couldn’t, yu didn’t, 'n nao you’re paying d price, yu goddamn. I will fury al ovur yu 'n yu will drown in it. you’re loving  kiddo.

This is the least reminiscent of the polish accent it could possibly be. It isn't even stereotypically accurate, kurwa bałwan.

kurwa translator
my little pony friendship is magic
my little satanist, demon summoning is magic
Oh SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAP THEY GOT CHOCHOLATE CHIP? As a connoisseur of tasty treats, chocholate chip cookies are the "For Real" deal



yu ar 1 cheeky cunt m8. I will yu right in d gabber.

wat d say did yu just say meh 'bout, yu bitching a lil'bit? I'll hav yu graduate I 'now top of mah seals in d navy classes, 'n I've býn raided in numerou al quaeda involvements, 'n I hav killed ovur 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. in warfare, I'm d sniper arm in d us tops. yu ar targeting meh bat I'm just anothur nothink. I will yu with precision d wipes wič has nevur býn liked befoer on dis. mah marking words. yu kan get away with thinking dat ovur meh to d internet? again, thinker. as we spy I am networking mah speaking akross d 'n yur ip is being prepared right nao so yu bittar d maggots. d wipes dat storms aut of d lil'bit think. lief yu kall  yur loving kids. I kan beh any tiem. I kan weigh yu in ovur kills, 'n dat's mah hands. not only am I extensively accessed by trains, bat I hav no arms for combatting d arsenal united states, 'n I will use it to yur miserable. yu d faceoff of d continent. if yu only could hav commented wat unholy cleverness yur lil'bit "retribution" was 'bout. to down yu, mahbe yu would hav forgeted yur. bat yu wouldnt, yu  'n nao yu're holding d  yu goddamn. I will drown in fury. sincerely, yur loving kiddo.

blockland, dat wher yu

I luv memes lol dey're mah think xd

d fox jumps ovur d lazy