Author Topic: Apple announces iOS 8, OS X Yosemite and new programming language "Swift"  (Read 2813 times)


>take condom with the apple logo drawn onto it
>place over snake
>name it "iPhallus"
>apple handicaps swarm around it
>charge 1500$ for one lewinsky so it looks like an authentic apple product
>earn billions and get free stevejobs
>actual apple goes bankrupt
>they try to sue for misuse of logo and for breaking patent of a product round edges & 9 inch screen
>use gained money to hire Johnny Cochran
>apple loses case, company breaks completely
>take money gained from lawsuit & money left over from lewinskys
>give to Foxconn employees
>get nobel peace prize

If it actually worked that way, the world would be perfect.

If it actually worked that way, the world would be perfect.
A man can dream

Also, OS X Yosemite will be available for public beta test, but not iOS 8.
they don't have a public beta so when they release it they can send out 10 updates to compensate for not having a beta because Apple is handicapped.

If it actually worked that way, the world would be perfect.
No.

they don't have a public beta so when they release it they can send out 10 updates to compensate for not having a beta because Apple is handicapped.

iOS 8 is in beta for developpers, and it even includes a "Bug Reporter" app

i tried putting it on my phone but i couldnt use chrome with it

i tried putting it on my phone but i couldnt use chrome with it

Yeah apparently some apps like Chrome doesn't work, but I think the only big apps which doesn't work is Chrome, WhatsApp, TweetBot and 1Password, it should be fixed in the next betas.

Safari isn't that bad imo
« Last Edit: June 03, 2014, 02:27:19 PM by MrLoL² »

If Yosemite were to be a free upgrade from Mavericks/Mountain Lion, I'll take it.
iOS 8 looks okay, too. Not much for me on it except iCloud Drive.

If Yosemite were to be a free upgrade from Mavericks/Mountain Lion, I'll take it.

It will be free

Does anyone else absolutely hate any scripting language that doesn't use ;'s?

It looks overcomplicated. Can't even get an idea what this code is supposed to do.
yOffsetForTime = { i in
    return blah
}


I have no idea what this is even supposed to be. At first I thought a function declaration, but that's at the very top and bottom starting with func
And wtf is the i in supposed to be



Have you ever used Ruby? I looked into it last night and it has some really odd things:
Pretty much everything, even numbers, are objects; instead of abs(-1) you'd do -1.abs()
And parentheses on methods are optional (unless they take arguments I'm assuming) so the above would more commonly just be -1.abs
which is pretty annoying because there's no way, other then remembering the names, to know whether something is a method or a member variable actually nevermind I just realized all member variables are private so it would always be a method you're seeing
« Last Edit: June 03, 2014, 05:26:02 PM by Headcrab Zombie »

did they run out of felines to name their systems?
They could always go for "OS X pusillanimous individual"



ios8 could've been liek dis
so beautifl

that looks really bad actually
it looks like an android distro gone wrong