procrastination THREAD: How often do you masturbate?

[Cakey]

It's become such a problem that my greatest fear is someone walking into my room with an ultra violet light.

have you considered wearing a hazmat suit while in your own room?

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[GhostStar]

It's become such a problem that my greatest fear is someone walking into my room with an ultra violet light.

cum glows under UV?

[ResonKinetic]

cum glows under UV?

Yes. It very does.

[GhostStar]

Yes. It very does.

no way.

[Hansome duded]

No, I don't masturbate.

[ResonKinetic]

no way.

Yep, look it up.

[GhostStar]

Yep, look it up.

weird,

[MrKitKat]

but the real question is has anyone here or anyone you know ever done it....

IN SCHOOL?

seriously i've heard stories, including massive jerk-offs in protest

dont ask

I had basketball shorts on one time and since they are really stretchy I went through the pockets.
nobody suckspected a thing >:-)

[PredatorOoze]

I got paid to masturbate on camera

[GhostStar]

but the real question is has anyone here or anyone you know ever done it....

IN SCHOOL?

seriously i've heard stories, including massive jerk-offs in protest

dont ask

i did once. when i was done i turned around and noticed a security camera that i could have sworn wasnt there when i looked to make sure there wasnt any.

[Night Fox]

I had basketball shorts on one time and since they are really stretchy I went through the pockets.
nobody suckspected a thing >:-)

i did once. when i was done i turned around and noticed a security camera that i could have sworn wasnt there when i looked to make sure there wasnt any.

um
gross
wtf guys

[Caribou]

In all honesty, I have never masturbated or watched research before.

[$trinick]

I had basketball shorts on one time and since they are really stretchy I went through the pockets.
nobody suckspected a thing >:-)

So you just came all over the inside of your shorts then walked around for the rest of the day with crusty semen on your richard and pants?

That's probably one of the grossest things I've ever heard.

[Night Fox]

In all honesty, I have never masturbated or watched research before.

um??

I have never touched the jackhammer in my life, I am a spiritual Jewish boy and I believe that it is most proper for me to wait for schlumping until I am of age and married.

[Alyx Vance]

So jews can't masturbate?