procrastination THREAD: How often do you masturbate?

[Caribou]

So jews can't masturbate?

Not sure, but caribou can't.

[Ad Bot]

[Renderman]

Not sure, but caribou can't.

how do you live man

[Maxwell.]

So jews can't masturbate?

no their noses are too big the semen gets up there

[Alyx Vance]

no their noses are too big the semen gets up there

Sides, you owe me.

Not sure, but caribou can't.

Horses can, don't know why you can't.

[Caribou]

no their noses are too big the semen gets up there

My nose is 42 centimeters last time I measured it, when I go to bed I have to put it in a case.

[Zay]

i just fapped

[Flatflyer]

i would never fap in school.

i mean people already find me weird the last thing i need to be known as is the kid with his hand down his pants

[Zanaran2]

plastiware you're weird

[hodot]

plastiware you're weird

but in a good way *raises eyebrows twice*

[Badger]

you make your food with that hand

[Zanaran2]

you make your food with that hand

yes

[Night Fox]

you make your food with that hand

dont u jizz on your food before eating it like a normal person wtf

[Caribou]

dont u jizz on your food before eating it like a normal person wtf

Imagine if a lady went to a restaurant and looked at the menu and it said:

Side Orders: Jizz $8

[Mr Man]

Horses can, don't know why you can't.

hot

[ebube4356]

Like 4-7 times every week