Author Topic: help i'm locked out  (Read 1495 times)

masturbate so the police comes and then they just let you in because you're scaring your neighbour's kids

Call a loving locksmith, obviously. Proof is: you connect to the passworded wifi automatically.

Do you have any neighbors you know?

guise i think his battery's dead now

He probably died of dehydration. He will not be missed. RIP in peace.


Uh, call your parents and go to your neighbour, provided you are on good terms with them and your parents trust them. If they do then see if you can stay there until your parents return, or call some other family and see if they can pick you up.

Not sure why he didn't just go to his neighbors house/friends house.

Break a window and go in through there. That's the most logical way to get in I can think of. Don't forget to cover it with something.

help 1% battery
and that was the last we ever heard of him


help 1% battery
rip renekar
he died outside of his house


Renekar is actually a spy