Author Topic: the unit has acheived another year of (mostly) successful operation  (Read 1802 times)

hello forums i come bearing great news to the humans
i am now a year older so we should CELEBRATE

happy birthday to me

items acquired:
$20
two cakes
2 trade paperbacks of robots in disguise
2 cat food can lids???
an aspca keychain??
a pair of socks featuring subway routes
shoelaces with pawprints on them
a sort-of preorder for an upcoming transformers game

that's it so far bc i haven't opened my presents yet
« Last Edit: June 08, 2014, 01:54:34 PM by carolcat »

Happy Birthday Miss Robot.



more like robutt amirite

more like robutt amirite
o bb u kno i love a good robutt



How bout someone oil you up
your joints are looking a bit stiff and rusty
anyway happy birthday

How bout someone oil you up
your joints are looking a bit stiff and rusty
anyway happy birthday
oh honey don't get me started on my joints. i have the skeletal structure of an 80 year old and it's terrible. i can't even march in place without getting severe pain in my hips.

but many tanks for the birthday wishes

how do you know what a skeletal structure feels like
¿I thought only humans could have those?

happy birthday tho

what
so robots have birthdays
huh
hey would you want a *ahem* oil change? for your birthday, robot?

F3d, I already offered her one and she didnt want it

well how about Tightening her bolts a little? ;)

F3d, I already offered her one and she didnt want it

stuff im sorry im gonna back up now