Post "bad" jokes!

[pefu19]

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I'll start:

What does the pizza guy and the gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell the goods but they can't eat them!

[Ad Bot]

[F3d323]

cop is following robber
who's really bad?
the joke

CUE THE DRUMS

[Doughboy]

a muslim walks into a bar
no one survives the blast

[Maxwell.]

Q: why did the chicken cross the road?


A: Why the forget do you even need to question things like this you loving moron I swear to god there are people dying from chemical attacks in Syria, a helpless country is being annexed and you only loving want to worry about a dumb useless chicken crossing a road? I bet you would like that chicken to cross all over you you goddamn slut I swear to god you are the death of humanity, the minute you were born the doctors fell into deep depression and overdosed on Viagra until their richards exploded, all because of you, you really didn't help improve this situation by asking the most useless question ever, questioning why a chicken crossing the road is none of your business.

[xbox 360 fan]

I can see, says the blind man

[gr8dayseth]

*knock knock*
Who's there?
The pizza guy...
The pizza guy wh-
Look, I deliver pizzas for a living. Open the door and pay for your pizza you stupid little kid, and leave a tip.

[espio100]

Q: What is the difference between a tuna, a piano and a tube of glue?
A: I don't know
Q: You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna :D
A: And what about the tube of glue
Q: I knew you would get stuck on that :D

*badum tsss*

[The Resonte!]

I can see, says the blind man

"I see what you mean" The Blind man said.

[SquartleTurtle]

what the doctor laughs at while hes taking your p-spot exam

[Qwepir]

What's the worst part about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.

[Zanaran2]

The holocaust was a gas!

[gr8dayseth]

"I don't drink."
"Then how are you alive?"

[gr8dayseth]

guys I have a really funny one

9/11
XXXDDXDDX

[Couatl]

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's a hardware problem

[dudeman162]

An American, a Brit, and a Mexican are on a plane. The Brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The Mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The American proceeds to throw the Mexican out of the plane.
"Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the Brit. The American turned around. "He killed my wife."