What musical instruments do you own?

[Plastiware]

Do instruments of torture count?

Nonnel already made that reference.

Do instruments of torture count?

And no, not unless said instruments of torture produce music as a side-effect (singing victims, etc).

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[Headcrab Zombie]

Yamaha DGX-205 Keyboard

 A 3/4 size violin, which is too small for me. I need to either sell it, or probably just doante it to a school or something considering it needs all new strings and I think new tuners

[sir dooble]

An old electronic keyboard,  a saxophone, a very old recorder, and I think a cheap acoustic guitar somewhere (if it's not broken).

[TristanLuigi]

A (musical) keyboard and a computer.

[Buu]

A synthesizer and a guitar i never use

[Sideswipe]

I used to have a guitar, it broke
I have a keyboard

[YourAveragePlayer]

A harmonica that i never learned how to play.

[Couatl]

two turn tables and a microphone.

i swear if you get this reference i will love you forever.

Beck - Where It's At

OT: Alto Sax, this thing, drums, and some kind of keyboard synth

[|Orange|]

How is this an instrument? Does it at least come with some mayo?

Otherwise I own a violin, cello, flute, and a piano. But the cello is the only one in service right now.

[mus]

Fender Jaguar bass guitar, used to have the Bells... thats it

[crunk²]

a melodica, a fender squier guitar, and a few old casio keyboards (gotta love that lo-fi sound)

[Nonnel]

A harmonica that i never learned how to play.

Harmonica is actually super easy.

[Nobot]

i own an acoustic guitar for whenever im bored

and i own a spacebar and fl studio for whenever i want to make dubstep

[Malleo100]

Alto sax
Recorder
Electric guitar
Synthesizer

[GhostStar]

How is this an instrument? Does it at least come with some mayo?

Otherwise I own a violin, cello, flute, and a piano. But the cello is the only one in service right now.

it just is, and no it doesnt come with mayo, it comes with a piece of gum though.