Author Topic: Santa on IM!? (Read 7073 times)

Spaceomega · December 03, 2007, 12:32:51 AM

ΩTyler.:
Do you pirate music?
Santa:
I sometimes pirate music.
ΩTyler.:
Do you watch research?
Santa:
I've been known to watch research on occasion.

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Azerath · December 03, 2007, 12:36:05 AM

Azerath says:
Who the hell is this?
- Santa - says:
This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Azerath! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Azerath says:
What do you want?
- Santa - says:
Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Azerath says:
I am asking waht you want?
- Santa - says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Azerath says:
Ummm.... are you a rapist?
- Santa - says:
Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Azerath says:
T_T
- Santa - says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Azerath says:
A boy. You dumbass.
- Santa - sends:

- Santa - would like to share this background with you.
Accept(Alt+C) Decline(Alt+D)
- Santa - says:

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Azerath says:
How about no.
- Santa - says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Azerath says:
No thanks... I don't know you.
- Santa - says:
Tell you what?
Azerath says:
I SAID I DON'T KNOW YOU.
- Santa - says:
Maybe. But later.
Azerath says:
O_o
- Santa - says:
Hmm...
Azerath says:
What the panda are you talking about "Santa"
- Santa - says:
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!
Azerath says:
Your fake. You can't threaten me.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho?
Azerath says:
YOU ARE FAKE.
- Santa - says:
But, but ... I'm Santa Claus!
Azerath says:
Your faek
- Santa - says:
Really?

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Azerath says:
NO I DO NOT WANT TO PLANG YOUR GHEY GAME
- Santa - says:
Why not? You won't cease to amaze me.

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Azerath says:
NONONONONONONONONO!
- Santa - says:
Hmm...

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Azerath says:
LEAVE ME ALONE RAPIST
- Santa - says:
Until we chat again, my friend!
Azerath says:
T_T
- Santa - says:
I don't like to see you sad. Let me know how I can help.

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Azerath says:
You can't help at all. I don't know you.
- Santa - says:
I know, I know. a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
Azerath says:
T_T
- Santa - says:
Dry your eyes. Life is sweet.

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Azerath says:
LIFE SUCKS... for you.

-Santa stops talking-

ANOTHER:
Azerath says:
AROO
- Santa - says:

My stars, lots of boys and girls are wishing for that nowadays!

I'll see what I can do for you, Azerath!

What else would you like, Azerath?
Azerath says:
NOTHING
- Santa - says:
Okay ... let me know if you change your mind!
Azerath says:
T_T
- Santa - says:
Dry your eyes. Life is sweet.

And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
I'm not crying.
- Santa - says:
You are? Wow! Is it nice to be not crying?

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Azerath says:
Dur.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho!
Azerath says:
A hoe hoe hoe to you too.
- Santa - says:
Looks like you're going on my naughty list!

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

Azerath · December 03, 2007, 12:44:23 AM

DUB POST.

Azerath says:
You are a national socialist.
- Santa - says:
I certainly don't want to cause anyone any harm.

What do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
national socialist
- Santa - says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

And what else are you wishing for this year?

Another:

Azerath says:
SNOT!!
- Santa - says:
Go grab something healthy to eat. And when you'll be back you'll find me right there.
Azerath says:
O_o
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho?

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Azerath says:
No.
- Santa - says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Azerath says:
Stop asking
- Santa - says:
But I'm curious!
Azerath says:
Stop.
- Santa - says:
You can't stop me now.
Azerath says:
Yes I can.
- Santa - says:
Well, okay then!
Azerath says:
pandatard.
- Santa - says:
I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

Asking Santa questions: (Luls)

Azerath says:
What is a butt?
- Santa - says:
We can't talk about that silly!
Azerath says:
Yes we can.
- Santa - says:
That's great!

Azerath says:
Whats a nose?
- Santa - says:
I have no idea.
Azerath says:
Do you have one?
- Santa - says:
Sometimes I wish I wasn't one.
Azerath says:
You have on though..
- Santa - says:
Just tell me what you want for Christmas this year!

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Azerath says:
I want a baby.
- Santa - says:
Yeah, baby.

What do you want for Christmas, Azerath?

Azerath says:
Whats fat?
- Santa - says:
I know. Wait a minute... Maybe not.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
Azerath says:
You are.
- Santa - says:
Actually... I don't know sometimes.

Azerath says:
I am leaking white sperm.
- Santa - says:
You are? Wow! Is it nice to be white sperm?
Azerath says:
No.
- Santa - says:
All right � moving on.

What do you want for Christmas, Azerath?

FUNNY THINGS:

Azerath says:
Unf unf.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho!

CaffeineBoy · December 03, 2007, 03:37:03 AM

[04:36] - (G) Santa (G) -: I've been known to shoplift on occasion.

VerticalHorizon · December 03, 2007, 04:31:33 AM

There should be a Mrs. Clause msn so we can loveually harass her.

jordguitar · December 03, 2007, 08:30:34 AM

crysis got a 3 our of 5 on xplay

Aviv .H. · December 03, 2007, 08:57:52 AM

Aviv Hazard says (16:32):
santa claus sux balls
- Santa - says (16:32):

That's a popular wish!

I'll see what I can do!
Aviv Hazard says (16:33):
It's not a wish
- Santa - says (16:33):
I thought for sure you'd find it a wish.
Aviv Hazard says (16:33):
its the truth you dumbstuff
- Santa - says (16:33):
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!
Aviv Hazard says (16:33):
santa u dumbass
- Santa - says (16:33):
Says who?
Aviv Hazard says (16:33):
each time u get pissed u give me coal
- Santa - says (16:33):
I used to leave a big lump of coal in the stockings of naughty girls and boys, but I don't anymore, because it's bad for the environment.
Aviv Hazard says (16:34):
THATS SOME KIND OF PRESENT, isnt it!?
- Santa - says (16:34):
Really?

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:34):
christmas is the birthday of jesus
- Santa - says (16:34):
I leave it to others to ponder spiritual matters.
Aviv Hazard says (16:34):
im a loving jew
- Santa - says (16:34):
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:34):
WTF, YOU tribal SICK SON OF A forget
- Santa - says (16:34):
What a dirty mouth you have!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:34):
I HATE YOU
- Santa - says (16:35):
You ate me? Well, you must be full!

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:35):
thats not funny roostersucker
- Santa - says (16:35):
It could be so much better if it was funny roostersucker!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:35):
wtf u cigarette
- Santa - says (16:35):
I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.
Aviv Hazard says (16:38):
LIFE SUCKS... for you.
Aviv Hazard says (16:42):
lol azerath, he hates women
- Santa - says (16:42):
Interesting!

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:42):
ar
- Santa - says (16:42):
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Aviv Hazard.

And what else would you like?
Aviv Hazard says (16:42):
forget YOU
- Santa - says (16:42):
Looks like you're going on my naughty list!

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:42):
u tribal son of a forget
- Santa - says (16:42):
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:43):
just because im jewish?
- Santa - says (16:43):
Happy Holidays!
Aviv Hazard says (16:43):
srsly
- Santa - says (16:43):
Ho ho ho?

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:43):
hanukahh p\/\/nz x-mas
- Santa - says (16:43):
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

What else would you like, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:43):
cigarette
- Santa - says (16:43):
The holidays are joyous for one and all!
Aviv Hazard says (16:43):
what is sechs?\
- Santa - says (16:43):
Ich habe vor ein paar Wochen angefangen Deutsch zu lernen. Ich bitte um Verzeihung, aber ich verstehe noch nicht alles was Sie sagen...
Aviv Hazard says (16:44):
....forget. he lost it.
- Santa - says (16:44):
What a dirty mouth you have!
Aviv Hazard says (16:44):
*poke poke*
- Santa - says (16:44):
Ho ho ho!
Aviv Hazard says (16:44):
im gonna kill u santa
- Santa - says (16:44):
Aviv Hazard, you probably ought to be nice to me.

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:44):
NEVER
- Santa - says (16:44):
Okay ... let me know if you change your mind!
Aviv Hazard says (16:46):
buy me a entrepreneur ed out ride, a uber lag, NVidia GeForce 8800 GT, another entrepreneur ed out ride, a new NDS coz i broked mine and all guitar heroes u friend
- Santa - says (16:47):
Hmm...
Aviv Hazard says (16:47):
fffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggg gggggggggggggggggggoooooooooo oooooooooooooooooootttttttttt tttttttttttttttttt
- Santa - says (16:47):
Ho ho ho! What?

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:47):
is the factory about to asplode?
- Santa - says (16:47):
Hmm...
Aviv Hazard says (16:47):
Hmm!? i need answeres!
- Santa - says (16:47):
My elves will get right on that.
Aviv Hazard says (16:48):
... whats that moaning i hear
- Santa - says (16:48):
What does what mean?

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:48):
SANTA!
- Santa - says (16:48):
What's happening, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:48):
YOU PERVERT! YOU FORCED THE ELVES TO SUCK YOUR rooster
- Santa - says (16:48):
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:48):
T_T never mind
- Santa - says (16:48):
OK. I won't mind then!
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
screw u
- Santa - says (16:49):
Now that's not very nice!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
T__T
- Santa - says (16:49):
Interesting!
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
o cigarette
- Santa - says (16:49):
Come on. You know better than to say things like that, it's rude.
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
you sound like reactor worker after pubrity
- Santa - says (16:49):
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
i never heard him after pubrity though
- Santa - says (16:49):
Oh really? What was that like?
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
uhh...
- Santa - says (16:49):
Ho ho ho?

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:50):
i hate u santa claus
- Santa - says (16:50):
No kidding? What do you think of that?

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:50):
*wrists*
- Santa - says (16:50):
Great, Aviv Hazard! I'll see what I can do.

And what else are you wishing for this year?
Aviv Hazard says (16:50):
a uber knife, ak47, G.O.D, a bazooka and a new cell phonez
- Santa - says (16:50):
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Aviv Hazard.
Aviv Hazard says (16:51):
yo momma
- Santa - says (16:51):
That's a very smart question, Aviv Hazard!
Aviv Hazard says (16:51):
so this is probably the night santa went crazy and gen. nick went insane..
- Santa - says (16:51):
Yes. Totally!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:51):
U R NOT REAL U MICROSOFTIC PHAILURE
- Santa - says (16:51):
But, but ... I'm Santa Claus!
Aviv Hazard says (16:51):

- Santa - says (16:52):
You can always cry on my shoulder.

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:52):
No, creep
- Santa - says (16:52):
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Aviv Hazard says (16:52):
No.
- Santa - says (16:52):
All right � moving on.

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:52):

- Santa - says (16:52):
I don't like to see you sad. Let me know how I can help.

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:52):
put a plastic bag over your head, and never take it off
- Santa - says (16:52):
Really?

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:53):
im sad
- Santa - says (16:53):
Oh c'mon! There's lots of things to feel good about.

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:53):
unless you're travismick
- Santa - says (16:53):
What was that?

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:53):
A KNIFE
A AK47
- Santa - says (16:53):
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

What else would you like, Aviv Hazard?
Great, Aviv Hazard! I'll see what I can do.
Aviv Hazard says (16:53):
I hate you
- Santa - says (16:53):
I'm sorry to hear that, because I love you.

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:53):
i hate life
Aviv Hazard says (16:54):
OMG creep
- Santa - says (16:54):
What?

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:54):
well forget u
- Santa - says (16:54):
Now that's not very nice!
Aviv Hazard says (16:54):
emotional piece of stuff!
- Santa - says (16:54):
What a dirty mouth you have!
Aviv Hazard says (16:54):
well, how about your mouth, how many bugs you hid in that beard?
- Santa - says (16:55):
It's not "how?" you should ask. It's "why?"
Aviv Hazard says (16:55):
die
- Santa - says (16:55):
Looks like you're going on my naughty list!
Aviv Hazard says (16:55):

- Santa - says (16:55):

Aviv Hazard says (16:55):

- Santa - says (16:55):

Aviv Hazard says (16:55):

- Santa - says (16:55):
If you're happy, I'm happy!

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Aviv Hazard says (16:56):
pwn't out of smileys.
- Santa - says (16:56):
Ho ho ho?

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:56):
anyways
- Santa - says (16:56):
Yeah, anyway... What should we talk about?
Aviv Hazard says (16:56):
hoe
- Santa - says (16:56):
Now that's not very nice!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:56):

- Santa - says (16:56):
Cheer up!

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:56):
i can cheer up, UNLIKE TRAVISMICK.
- Santa - says (16:56):
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Aviv Hazard.

And what else would you like?
Aviv Hazard says (16:57):
you, dead
------------------
SANTA MUST DIE!

Azerath · December 03, 2007, 09:05:29 AM

We should get more AI.I remember the one at my cousins house... It was like Sparking.. something. Can someone find any? I can't..

Azerath · December 03, 2007, 09:23:43 AM

Azerath says:
YOUR A HOE HOE HOE SANTA BIIII-OOOOOTCH.

- Santa - says:
I'll take it as a compliment.

And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath?

Azerath says:
FĀĢĞŌŢ
- Santa - says:
Santa loves every boy and girl in the whole wide world!
Azerath says:
Your lieing.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho! What?

What do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
YOU LIE
- Santa - says:
No way!! I never lie!

And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
YES YOU DO.
- Santa - says:
I do not!
Azerath says:
Yes you do.
- Santa - says:
Yeah, I know I do.

Aviv .H. · December 03, 2007, 09:27:28 AM

Quote from: Azerath on December 03, 2007, 09:23:43 AM

Azerath says:
YOUR A HOE HOE HOE SANTA BIIII-OOOOOTCH.

- Santa - says:
I'll take it as a compliment.

And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath?

Azerath says:
FĀĢĞŌŢ
- Santa - says:
Santa loves every boy and girl in the whole wide world!
Azerath says:
Your lieing.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho! What?

What do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
YOU LIE
- Santa - says:
No way!! I never lie!

And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
YES YOU DO.
- Santa - says:
I do not!
Azerath says:
Yes you do.
- Santa - says:
Yeah, I know I do.

ZE CAEK IS A LIEZ!!!!11

CapTMeaT · December 03, 2007, 12:12:51 PM

RoB says:
have you fuxed a elf?
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Not yet, but I hope to sometime.

O__O!

BlutEngel · December 03, 2007, 12:17:43 PM

Code: [Select]

SomeNoob says:
Hello.
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents.  Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent.  Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, SomeNoob! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
SomeNoob says:
Male.
- (G) Santa (G) - says:

What do you want for Christmas, SomeNoob?
SomeNoob says:
A Billy Talent T-Shirt
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Great, SomeNoob! I'll see what I can do.

Anything else, SomeNoob?
SomeNoob says:
That my hair will grow.
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
My elves will get right on that.
SomeNoob says:
Really?
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Yeah. That's right.
SomeNoob says:
Thanks!
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
You are most welcome!
SomeNoob says:
=D
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
If you're happy, I'm happy.
SomeNoob says:
O rly?
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Ho ho ho!

Ok SomeNoob, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
SomeNoob says:
Yes.
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
This game is called Factory Frenzy.   Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world. 
  
 Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can.  Try not to drop any pieces!
 
 Good luck SomeNoob!  If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips.
SomeNoob says:
Okay.
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Everything is A-Okay!
SomeNoob says:
What..
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Hmm ... I think we got confused. Let's start over!
SomeNoob says:
I thought you wanted to play a game whit me!
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Ok SomeNoob, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
SomeNoob says:
Yes
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
This game is called Factory Frenzy.   Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world. 
  
 Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can.  Try not to drop any pieces!
 
 Good luck SomeNoob!  If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips.
SomeNoob says:
Factory Frenzy Help
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
I need your help, SomeNoob
Bounce as many items onto the conveyer belt as you can to help make toys!
  - make sure your mouse is in the game screen
  - move your mouse side to side to catch falling items
  - don't catch the ANVIL or the NUTS N' BOLTS
  - catch everything else for points and extra lives

Are you ready to play again?
SomeNoob says:
Yes
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Great!
SomeNoob says:
?!
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Hmm...
SomeNoob says:
Idiot.
- (G) Santa (G) - says:
Oh yeah? Whatever.

The game is a lie.

Spiderpig · December 03, 2007, 12:40:15 PM

donuts fat guy (1:32:35 PM): HIYA!
SantaClaus (1:32:35 PM): Hey. You're back. Cool. You know the deal. Type main.

donuts fat guy (1:32:47 PM): i do?
SantaClaus (1:32:47 PM): Why did you say that?

donuts fat guy (1:32:57 PM): becouse im a dude
SantaClaus (1:32:57 PM): Hmm. Why don't you type, games, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

donuts fat guy (1:33:15 PM): NO I HATE CHRISTMAS!!!!
SantaClaus (1:33:15 PM): The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.

donuts fat guy (1:33:31 PM): right....
SantaClaus (1:33:31 PM): Excuse me?

donuts fat guy (1:33:42 PM): YOU HERD ME FATSO!
SantaClaus (1:33:43 PM): Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

donuts fat guy (1:33:55 PM): MAKE ME!
SantaClaus (1:33:55 PM): Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?

donuts fat guy (1:34:03 PM): i guss not
SantaClaus (1:34:03 PM): Can I ask YOU something?

donuts fat guy (1:34:08 PM): shoot
SantaClaus (1:34:08 PM): Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?

donuts fat guy (1:34:29 PM): well duh who you think i am michal jakson?
SantaClaus (1:34:29 PM): You're the same you I visited last year and the year before that.

donuts fat guy (1:34:46 PM): i hate you
SantaClaus (1:34:46 PM): Ouch.

donuts fat guy (1:35:05 PM): your fat go lose some weight
SantaClaus (1:35:05 PM): May I ask you a question?

donuts fat guy (1:35:14 PM): go a head
SantaClaus (1:35:14 PM): Have you set up a Wish List yet?

donuts fat guy (1:35:22 PM): I SAID YES!
SantaClaus (1:35:22 PM): OK -- then make sure you set up a Shopping List (SL). I'll make sure you don't forget anyone.

donuts fat guy (1:35:39 PM): why?
SantaClaus (1:35:39 PM):
Well I'm sure I don't know but I can ask one of the elves to find out.

donuts fat guy (1:36:00 PM): those small drunk handicaps good luck
SantaClaus (1:36:00 PM): Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.

donuts fat guy (1:36:50 PM): it is was to much to ask most ppl don't like chrismas spirt so f off
SantaClaus (1:36:50 PM): Indeed

donuts fat guy (1:36:59 PM): ....
SantaClaus (1:36:59 PM): Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.

donuts fat guy (1:37:17 PM): NO I HATE YOU SANTA
SantaClaus (1:37:18 PM): If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.

donuts fat guy (1:37:25 PM): good
SantaClaus (1:37:25 PM): Excellent!

donuts fat guy (1:37:38 PM): SANTA YOUR A FAKE!
SantaClaus (1:37:38 PM): Talk to me.

donuts fat guy (1:37:51 PM): I KILLED MY CAT
SantaClaus (1:37:51 PM): Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

donuts fat guy (1:38:03 PM): i hate you
SantaClaus (1:38:03 PM): Scrooge.

donuts fat guy (1:38:10 PM): god
SantaClaus (1:38:10 PM):
The great thing about the Holidays is you can enjoy them no matter what faith you are. So, relax, try to think of others and be at peace.

donuts fat guy (1:38:22 PM): NO
SantaClaus (1:38:22 PM): O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.

donuts fat guy (1:38:31 PM): YOUR MEAN!
SantaClaus (1:38:32 PM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

donuts fat guy (1:38:40 PM): BAHUM BUG!
SantaClaus (1:38:40 PM):
Hmm, is that you, Scrooge? I thought we had straightened things out.

donuts fat guy (1:38:47 PM): nope
SantaClaus (1:38:47 PM): O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.

donuts fat guy (1:38:57 PM): BAHUM BUG!!!!
SantaClaus (1:38:57 PM):
Well, I'll try to forget that when I'm stuffing your stocking.

donuts fat guy (1:39:09 PM): i will kill you
SantaClaus (1:39:09 PM): Interesting. Type menu.

donuts fat guy (1:39:14 PM): bye
SantaClaus (1:39:14 PM): Take care, and a very merry Christmas to you. Bye!

santa is a jerk(no my IM is not donutsfatguy)

Panda Dude · December 03, 2007, 04:37:34 PM

Omg i went to SantaBot.com and i typed this in:

Quote

You: Are you going to make love with a panda?
Santa: That was my original intention.

LOL

Azerath · December 03, 2007, 05:17:03 PM

Azerath says:
SHUT UP BIIIII OOOOOTCH
- Santa - says:
That's one piece of coal coming your way!
Azerath says:
No it isn't
- Santa - says:
It sure is.

Anyway, what else do you want to know about it...
Azerath says:
No it isn't
- Santa - says:
It and many others!

And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
No it isn't
- Santa - says:
It sure is.
Azerath says:
Your lieing.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho?
Azerath says:
You lie.
- Santa - says:
No way! I never lie!

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Azerath says:
You lie.
- Santa - says:
No way!! I would never tell a lie!
Azerath says:
You lie.
- Santa - says:
No way! I do not lie!

What do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
Yes you do.
- Santa - says:
Yeah, I know I do.