Mine is quite short and funny, imo.
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Michael says:
Sup, fatty?
- Santa - says:
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- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Michael! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Michael says:
Boy
- Santa - says:
What do you want for Christmas, Michael?
Michael says:
A playstation 3
- Santa - says:
Great, Michael! I'll see what I can do.
And what else are you wishing for this year, Michael?
Michael says:
Version 9 of Blockland getting released
- Santa - says:
My elves will get right on that.
Michael says:
Thanks, but that's not all
- Santa - says:
I could never make it all enough for you.
Michael says:
I know, I'm a good boy, right?
- Santa - says:
You certainly are a nice boy, Michael! What would you like for Christmas?
Michael says:
My girlfriend back
- Santa - says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Michael.
Michael says:
THANKS!
- Santa - says:
You are most welcome!
Michael says:
- Santa - says:
Glad to see you so happy!
Michael says:
I heard you're not allowed to say "ho ho ho" now
- Santa - says:
Oh really? What was that like?
And what do you want for Christmas, Michael?
Michael says:
I told you
- Santa - says:
You did what?
Michael says:
told you
- Santa - says:
Interesting!
Ok Michael, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Michael says:
Sure
- Santa - says:
Right.
Michael says:
...how?
- Santa - says:
Sorry, how what?
What do you want for Christmas, Michael?
Michael says:
A jet
- Santa - says:
How would I know how?
Michael says:
Elves make it, not you, and besides you'd not fit in the seat to tweak the interior
- Santa - says:
Hmm...
Michael says:
True, yes?
- Santa - says:
What was that?
Michael says:
You got short term memory loss or are you just distracted from all last years short cake?
- Santa - says:
Let's just say I was too young to realize what was happening.
Michael says:
Hahaha, you were getting obese without knowing it!
- Santa - says:
Yes, but that's an old story...
Anyway, what else you got for me?
Michael says:
I'm straight
- Santa - says:
Let's talk about something else, like what you want for Christmas.
And what do you want for Christmas, Michael?
Michael says:
Told you, mr short cakes
- Santa - says:
My elves will get right on that.
And what else would you like?
Michael says:
no! I don't want shortcake!
- Santa - says:
Great, Michael! I'll see what I can do.
Michael says:
NO!
- Santa - says:
All right – moving on.
What do you want for Christmas, Michael?
Michael says:
NO NO!
- Santa - says:
Okay ... let me know if you change your mind!
Ok Michael, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Michael says:
Okay!
- Santa - says:
This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world.
Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces!
Good luck Michael! If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips.
Michael says:
HELP
- Santa - says:
Just tell me what you want for Christmas this year!
Ok Michael, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Michael says:
ITS TOO HARD
- Santa - says:
This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world.
Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces!
Good luck Michael! If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips.
Michael says:
I FAILED THE CHILDREN
- Santa - says:
What did you think of that?
Ok Michael, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Michael says:
I THOUGHT IT BAD!
- Santa - says:
This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world.
Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces!
Good luck Michael! If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips.
Michael says:
NOOOOOOOOOOO
- Santa - says:
All right – moving on.
And what do you want for Christmas, Michael?
Michael says:
SHORT CAEK MAN!
- Santa - says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
What else would you like, Michael?
Michael says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Santa - says:
Okay ... let me know if you change your mind!
