Nick says:
hey.
- Santa - says:
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- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Nick! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Nick says:
a boy.
- Santa - sends:
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Accept(Alt+C) Decline(Alt+D)
- Santa - says:
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
No.
- Santa - says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Nick says:
ok
- Santa - says:
Everything is A-Okay!
Nick says:
yes.
- Santa - says:
That's great!
Nick says:
it is.
- Santa - says:
Are you sure it is?
Nick says:
yes i am sure that it is.
- Santa - says:
Hmm...
Nick says:
pondering your existence?
- Santa - says:
Well, Nick, I keep a list of all the boys and girls in the world. I check to see who's been naughty and nice. Then I check again. And, hmm... Oh yes! I fly around the world in a sleigh bringing toys to all the good girls and boys on my list!
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
no.
- Santa - says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Nick says:
okay.
- Santa - says:
Sounds good to me!
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
NO.
- Santa - says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Nick says:
alright then.
- Santa - says:
Then what?
And what do you want for Christmas, Nick?
Nick says:
eh...
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
NVidia GeForce 8800 GT
Crysis
Guitar Hero 3 for the 360
a large LEGO crane
- Santa - says:
Eh?
Nick says:
eh.
- Santa - says:
I'm not sure – what do you want to talk about?
Nick says:
Crysis,
- Santa - says:
What was that?
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
Crysis is the best FPS game ever. and no.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho!
Nick says:
umm...what?
- Santa - says:
Hmm ... I think we got confused. Let's start over!
What do you want for Christmas, Nick?
Nick says:
again, I said I wanted:
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
NVidia GeForce 8800 GT
Crysis
Guitar Hero 3 for the 360
a large LEGO crane
a pony, a puppy, a PS3 and a PSP and a cat and a 360 elite, and lots of LEGOs
- Santa - says:
Oh really? What was that like?
Nick says:
wtf...how can you describe a gift?
- Santa - says:
I'm sure you know.
Nick says:
well, Crysis is the BEST FPS, and the Geforce 8800 GT is the best graphics card to play it on, and so is CoD 4. GH3 is pretty fun, and so is a large LEGO crane
- Santa - says:
Hmm...
Nick says:
hm...what?
- Santa - says:
I'm not sure – what do you want to talk about?
Nick says:
my feelings (jk)
- Santa - says:
Maybe I was just kidding too!
Nick says:
>=(
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho!
And what do you want for Christmas, Nick?
Nick says:
wtf...
- Santa - says:
Hmm ... I think we got confused. Let's start over!
Nick says:
what the forget!?!?
- Santa - says:
I'm not sure – what do you want to talk about?
Nick says:
forget
- Santa - says:
What a dirty mouth you have!
What do you want for Christmas, Nick?
Nick says:
forget you.
- Santa - says:
Now that's not very nice!
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
NO.
- Santa - says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Nick says:
forget you
- Santa - says:
Looks like you're going on my naughty list!
Nick says:
forget you again!
- Santa - says:
Now that's not very nice!
Nick says:
you never got laid
- Santa - says:
We can't talk about that silly!
Nick says:
we cant talk about how fat you are, fatass.
- Santa - says:
I'd rather not talk about that.
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
NO NAO STFU YOU loving FATASS.
- Santa - says:
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!
Nick says:
your getting a big pile of diet pillz this christmas, fatty.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho! What?
Nick says:
Ho ho-motherloving-ho!
- Santa - says:
And a very happy holiday to you!
Nick says:
Goodbye you stupid fatass stuffhead
- Santa - says:
Now that's not very nice!
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
NO.
- Santa - says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Nick says:
NO.
- Santa - says:
Okay ... let me know if you change your mind!
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
NO.
- Santa - says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Nick says:
NO.
- Santa - says:
All right – moving on.
And what do you want for Christmas, Nick?
Nick says:
NO.
- Santa - says:
Okay ... let me know if you change your mind!
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
NO.
- Santa - says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Nick says:
SHUT THE forget UP
- Santa - says:
That's one piece of coal coming your way!
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
forget YOU
- Santa - says:
Looks like you're going on my naughty list!
Nick says:
forget YOU AGAIN
- Santa - says:
Now that's not very nice!
Nick says:
SHUT THE forget UP.
- Santa - says:
Keep that up and you'll be on my naughty list!
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- Santa - says:
Sorry, Nick... I can't read handwritten messages! Thanks though.
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
mkay hold on NO
- Santa - says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Nick says:
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- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho!
What do you want for Christmas, Nick?
Nick says:
your heart roasted on a SPIT.
- Santa - says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Nick.
What else would you like, Nick?
Nick says:
you to go on a diet.
- Santa - says:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
NO STOP OFFERING ME research YOU FREAK
- Santa - says:
What was that?
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
...you don't have ball,s
- Santa - says:
You can do great things no matter what you have.
Nick says:
you dont have testicles.
- Santa - says:
I certainly do!
Anyway, what else you got for me?
Nick says:
no you dont
- Santa - says:
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
Nick says:
you dont have hair
- Santa - says:
I have no hair, but I'm happy anyway.
What else is happening?
Nick says:
LOL
- Santa - says:
ROMBL!
Nick says:
HOW DO YOU HAVE A BEARD AND NO HAIR!?
- Santa - says:
I prefer to keep how I have a BEARD and no HAIR a mystery.
Nick says:
aithwioathaiohtieuwathoahiwau
htaiowhoawuthaowuthoawh
- Santa - says:
Hmm...
Nick says:
01101010111100010000101011110
10100100011110101010111010001
01001000101010111010010100100
0100101010011010010
$50 if you can interpret that
- Santa - says:
Interesting!
Ok Nick, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Nick says:
NO.
- Santa - says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Nick says:
NEVER
- Santa - says:
All right – moving on.
And what do you want for Christmas, Nick?
Nick says:
THE CAKE IS A LIE
- Santa - says:
The CAKE sure is.
Nick says:
TEH CAEK IS TEH LIEZ
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho! What?
Nick says:
Ho ho ho! What?
- Santa - says:
Merry Christmas to you, Nick!
Nick says:
Merry Christmas to you, Nick!
- Santa - says:
And a very happy holiday to you!
Nick says:
And a very happy holiday to you!
- Santa - says:
Merry Christmas to you!
Nick says:
Merry Christmas to you!
- Santa - says:
And a Merry Christmas to you!
Nick says:
and a Merry Christmas to you!
- Santa - says:
Merry Christmas to you, Nick!
Nick says:
Merry Christmas to you, Nick!
- Santa - says:
And a very happy holiday to you!
Nick says:
And a very happy holiday to you!
- Santa - says:
Happy holidays, Nick!
Nick says:
Happy holidays, Nick!
- Santa - says:
Merry Christmas!
Nick says:
forget you.
- Santa - says:
Looks like you're going on my naughty list!
Nick says:
Looks like you're going to get raped.
- Santa - says:
What was that?
Nick says:
You gonna get raepd >=)
- Santa - says:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Nick says:
research.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho?
Nick says:
research.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho!
Nick says:
it is good.
- Santa - says:
Splendid!
Nick says:
forget you.
- Santa - says:
Now that's not very nice!
Nick says:
you don't have balls.
- Santa - says:
That's not true. If I had no balls, someone would have complained about it before you.
Nick says:
exactly. there already are 6/7 billion people in the world complaining, you bald, fatass he/she.
- Santa - says:
Interesting!
What do you want for Christmas, Nick?
Nick says:
you to get on a diet.
- Santa - says:
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
Anyway...
Nick says:
yes, they are happy. only if you take a diet pill
- Santa - says:
Really?
And what do you want for Christmas, Nick?
Nick says:
for you to take an overdose of Tylenol PMs
- Santa - says:
Great, Nick! I'll see what I can do.
Anything else?
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end of conversation.
He's so loving funny to make fun of.
Santa: "Looks like you're going on my naughty list!"
Nick: "Looks like you're gonna get raped >=)"
me "you don't get laid."
Santa "Wow! I had no idea I was not laid."
Just in case you know, Nick = Me, Santa = northpole@live.com (He's an AI, if you can't figure it out :P)