Author Topic: I think I am getting DDoS'd? not sure. Help!  (Read 1505 times)


reroute the incoming packets to the attacking ip

Counter attack with a DDoS of your own.

Call your ISP and ask for an IP change.

burn down your house so you can't get hit with dos attacks


burn down your house so you can't get hit with dos attacks
better yet, set yourself on fire and burn to death so you can't get hit at all!

better yet, set yourself on fire and burn to death so you can't get hit at all!
even better yet, destroy the earth so nobody else can get hit

What if I build a time machine and go back and murder Bill gates so that internet never exists?

What if I build a time machine and go back and murder Bill gates so that internet never exists?
Then you would not be here because internet doesn't exist and thus you would have never asked this question on the internet that doesn't exist which means you never went back in time which means Bill Gates was never killed which means the internet is created but then you would ask this question thus you will be set in a never ending paradox.

Call your ISP, tell them your current IP and ask them to change it because you're being hit with a denial of service attack.
Do the above


What if I build a time machine and go back and murder Bill gates so that internet never exists?
If you murdered bill gates the internet would still exist, though everyone would use macs to get on it.

If you murdered bill gates the internet would still exist, though everyone would use macs to get on it.
Ill kill steve jobs too then

Ill kill steve jobs too then
Steve jobs didn't invent the mac himself.

Then you would not be here because internet doesn't exist and thus you would have never asked this question on the internet that doesn't exist which means you never went back in time which means Bill Gates was never killed which means the internet is created but then you would ask this question thus you will be set in a never ending paradox.
Wear a condom next time you forget my mind.