either way the whole relationship thing between me and pie crust is probably going to end.
I don't think I'm ready for handling this kind of relationship yet.
why do you take an online relationship where you have absolutely no proof that it's a girl but still believe it to the point of defending pie crust
It's a guy, end of story. Sorry if it's hard for you to accept the truth but there is more evidence of pie crust being a guy.