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played on urist mcstation with a friend of mine, i was chef he was bartender.
first i ordered him to get me some monkeys, which we made into donuts. then we went around throwing donuts at people, covered in monkey blood.
then we hear a crazy guy in common chat who, to cut the rp stuff, found his original, dead body, as he was cloned...
so naturally i have my friend steal the body. we made him into cotton candy, and offered some to the living clone.
he went nuts and struck my bartender assistant in the head with a hatchet which got stuck.
i knocked him unconscious via repeated stabbing and dragged them both slowly but surely to medical.
i screamed at the doctor to fix my assistant first and call security for the clone, but i think he discriminated against swedish cooks because he did the opposite.
long story short i pissed off the doctor after that by never ever leaving him alone and constantly throwing deep fried monkey and monkey donuts at him that he offered me a pill and said it'd make me go super fast
i accepted it
later i mixed it into some more monkey cotton candy which at this point everyone was accepting, and i knew which cotton candy was which.
later, the doctor died of poisoning via the pill he gave me that was in turn put in his cotton candy.
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