glow sticks in the shower

[GhostStar]

http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/blog/halloween-2/the-dangers-of-glow-sticks-always-follow-safe-science-warnings-and-precautions/

why you shouldn't do this btw

ya I just read that. I prolly wont do this again, it was just some weird thing I thought was worth doing atleast once.

idk guys I think he's onto something

lol

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[$trinick]

Carefull though, that stuff bur s if it runs down your hand and into your richard, im prolly steril now.

Alright. I'm no physicist, but that statement seems off to me. Assuming your shower is on a relatively flat surface, gravity should cause the liquid to roll down your body towards the floor. A flaccid snake is also pulled towards the floor, so upon reaching the relative apex of your richardhead, the liquid would fall to the ground. Your richardhole would be entirely untouched by glow juice because the water would not roll down your richard then randomly make a U turn and go up your richardhole.

Since this isn't what you described, I'm forced to consider a second scenario: one where your richard was erect, causing it to point in a direction that gravity could actually cause water to travel into your richardhole. This normally would be fine, but I'm forced to consider that it may have been the excitement you've been raving about by means of the glow juice that caused you to become erect.

TL;DR: I'm pretty sure OP got a hard on from his own glowing body.

[GhostStar]

Alright. I'm no physicist, but that statement seems off to me. Assuming your shower is on a relatively flat surface, gravity should cause the liquid to roll down your body towards the floor. A flaccid snake is also pulled towards the floor, so upon reaching the relative apex of your richardhead, the liquid would fall to the ground. Your richardhole would be entirely untouched by glow juice because the water would not roll down your richard then randomly make a U turn and go up your richardhole.

Since this isn't what you described, I'm forced to consider a second scenario: one where your richard was erect, causing it to point in a direction that gravity could actually cause water to travel into your richardhole. This normally would be fine, but I'm forced to consider that it may have been the excitement you've been raving about by means of the glow juice that caused you to become erect.

TL;DR: I'm pretty sure OP got a hard on from his own glowing body.

I legitimately laughed out loud at that last part. I didn't mean to say INTO my richard. I meant on your richard. And I tried to keep it off my body as much as possible, cos it can cause irritation.

[Zanaran2]

Alright. I'm no physicist, but that statement seems off to me. Assuming your shower is on a relatively flat surface, gravity should cause the liquid to roll down your body towards the floor. A flaccid snake is also pulled towards the floor, so upon reaching the relative apex of your richardhead, the liquid would fall to the ground. Your richardhole would be entirely untouched by glow juice because the water would not roll down your richard then randomly make a U turn and go up your richardhole.

Since this isn't what you described, I'm forced to consider a second scenario: one where your richard was erect, causing it to point in a direction that gravity could actually cause water to travel into your richardhole. This normally would be fine, but I'm forced to consider that it may have been the excitement you've been raving about by means of the glow juice that caused you to become erect.

TL;DR: I'm pretty sure OP got a hard on from his own glowing body.

I'm sorry Trinick, but I'd like for you to realize you just wrote two paragraphs about how glowstick fluid cannot make it through a person's dichole.

[GhostStar]

I'm sorry Trinick, but I'd like for you to realize you just wrote two paragraphs about how glowstick fluid cannot make it through a person's dichole.

biggest laugh ive had so far in this thread.

[$trinick]

I'm sorry Trinick, but I'd like for you to realize you just wrote two paragraphs about how glowstick fluid cannot make it through a person's dichole.

I wrote two paragraphs on the mechanics of fluid dynamics in and around the richardhole. I realize this. No regrets.

[mus]

imagine if it got in your richard

and into your balls

not only would it hurt like hell
just imagine explaining it

"honey, i'm sorry. i can't get you pregnant... I got glow stick acid in my richard when I was 15. I'm sorry..."

[GhostStar]

imagine if it got in your richard

and into your balls

not only would it hurt like hell
just imagine explaining it

"honey, i'm sorry. i can't get you pregnant... I got glow stick acid in my richard when I was 15. I'm sorry..."

... oh

[Placid]

Alright. I'm no physicist, but that statement seems off to me. Assuming your shower is on a relatively flat surface, gravity should cause the liquid to roll down your body towards the floor. A flaccid snake is also pulled towards the floor, so upon reaching the relative apex of your richardhead, the liquid would fall to the ground. Your richardhole would be entirely untouched by glow juice because the water would not roll down your richard then randomly make a U turn and go up your richardhole.

Since this isn't what you described, I'm forced to consider a second scenario: one where your richard was erect, causing it to point in a direction that gravity could actually cause water to travel into your richardhole. This normally would be fine, but I'm forced to consider that it may have been the excitement you've been raving about by means of the glow juice that caused you to become erect.

TL;DR: I'm pretty sure OP got a hard on from his own glowing body.

HOLY forget LOL
legendary

[auzman466]

At least you didn't try using a tuna can

jar*

[awesomebread]

what if the glowstick juice mixed with the semen and if you got a girl pregnant with the glowstick semen the baby would have bright glowing skin

[Night Fox]

what if the glowstick juice mixed with the semen and if you got a girl pregnant with the glowstick semen the baby would have bright glowing skin

i dont think thats how genetics works

[Tokthree]

imagine if it got in your richard

and into your balls

not only would it hurt like hell
just imagine explaining it

"honey, i'm sorry. i can't get you pregnant... I got glow stick acid in my richard when I was 15. I'm sorry..."

But unless he's performing certain acts at the time the path to the testicles should be blocked off so it would just go towards the bladder.

Is there something you're not telling us, GhostStar?

[mus]

Is there something you're not telling us, GhostStar?

yes he's gay xd

[Placid]

But unless he's performing certain acts at the time the path to the testicles should be blocked off so it would just go towards the bladder.

Is there something you're not telling us, GhostStar?

TL;DR: I'm pretty sure OP got a hard on from his own glowing body.