Author Topic: THERE ARE BATS IN THE WALLS  (Read 2361 times)

hello this is your new bat overlord, hodot is no more

my chimney is filled with bats

every night they come out and fly around then in the morning they go back in


you do not understand, hodot is dead, you are now ruled by the bat overlord

you do not understand, hodot is dead, you are now ruled by the bat overlord
Oh noooooooooooooo!


You usually can't kill or remove bats from houses in the UK, as they're mostly endangered here.

Find where bats got in
Seal it
Wait a few days
No more sound
Become batler


bat's aren't even that scary

You usually can't kill or remove bats from houses in the UK, as they're mostly endangered here.
You can't remove bats? Then what do you do if you're in a situation like hotdot?

You can't remove bats? Then what do you do if you're in a situation like hotdot?
embrace it

get the lousville slugger

You usually can't kill or remove bats from houses in the UK, as they're mostly endangered here.
When I was younger we had a bat problem in our chimney, and occasionally one or two would swoop out and start flying around our living room. My mom had killed like 5 of them with a broom by the time an exterminator had come out. It was then that he informed us there was a ~$300 fine for killing bats since they were considered endangered.

However he agreed there wasn't a way we could've removed them unharmed (I think there's even an exception for a case like this) and just fixed up our chimney and did nothing about it.

You can't remove bats? Then what do you do if you're in a situation like hotdot?
There are conservation groups you can contact who can help and try to relocate the bats, but sometimes the bats just don't want to move, so you can't force them.

Ultimately you have to put up with it or move away. The law is on the side of the bats.
You could kill them or forcibly remove them, but you'd be facing fines and other punishments if caught.