Author Topic: Silly Adventures of Sally!  (Read 1375 times)

Tired of those boring, "serious" adventures?

Then this is for you!

Make Sally do whatever you wish!


Sally is at a shopping mall. What do?
I might add illustrations later

Go to the mall's Gamestop.

Tired of those boring, "serious" adventures?

Then this is for you!

Make Sally do whatever you wish!


Sally is at a shopping mall. What do?
I might add illustrations later
Rocket boost to the shoe shop.

Go to the mall's Gamestop.
Sally waddles over to the GameStop. But then, she says, "I feel like coming here later. I wanna go get some shoes!"
Rocket boost to the shoe shop.
Sally burps out a rocket and rides to the shoe shop. She buys some high heels and struggles to walk back to GameStop. While she's there, an employee tries to force her to get a GameStop PRO Rewards card.


Steal Barbie life, blow up gamestop and use the rocket boots to escape.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2014, 05:00:15 AM by Snaked_Snake »

use FLUDD
Sally uses FLUDD to jet into the air. She runs out of water, falls and lands on the employee's head.
Steal Barbie life, blow up gamestop and use the rocket boots to escape.
Sally takes Barbie life, snap your fingers, and the GameStop is suddenly a pile of ash. The police arrive, so she escapes with rocket boots.

Sally uses FLUDD to jet into the air. She runs out of water, falls and lands on the employee's head.Sally takes Barbie life, snap your fingers, and the GameStop is suddenly a pile of ash. The police arrive, so she escapes with rocket boots.
Check if she still has the high heels.

I'm actually surprised this hasn't devolved into a hobo orgy yet.

Point your hand at the sky and point at a plane. Shoot it down. With your mind.

Turn the police cars into turds and the policemen into babies

Make everything that happened in the day previous collide with everything that will happen tommorow.
Making...the present time?

Check if she still has the high heels.
She is still wearing them.
I'm actually surprised this hasn't devolved into a hobo orgy yet.

Point your hand at the sky and point at a plane. Shoot it down. With your mind.
You point your finger in the sky, make a fake gun with your hand, say 'pew' and Shrek descends from ogre heaven to destroy the plane with his mind.
Turn the police cars into turds and the policemen into babies
The police are now babies inside of stuff.

What now?

switch FLUDD ( if she still has it ) to turbo nozzle
run run run

switch FLUDD ( if she still has it ) to turbo nozzle
run run run
You try to find more water for FLUDD, but you can't find any.

So, you fill it with your spit and boost away from the stuff babies.

Run into Alucard, causing him to go flying through the nearest wall.