so i made a weed joke at school

[th3coolst3r]

i know, school is over, but heres what happened

It was the last day of school and we were on freetime outside so i did some explorin under the bleachers and i found a weed, (like the ones in your yard) and then i told people "i found weed and im gonna sell it"
then someone siad he had to tell someone, i asked who, and he said "i dont know, the police", then a munite went by, i was hiding under the bleachers in gym and then the teacher found me, she took me to the office, one kid thought we had a BAG, so we went BACK to the office and cleared it over, but im still worried the one kid will call the police

how do i stop worrying?

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[kyle222]

explain to the police how stupid the kid is and how the weed was a literal goddamned weed and not cannabis

if theyre called
if so, then that should be that and youre done

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

rip OP

[Twerky]

Uh you didn't have actual weed so there's nothing to worry about

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

police have already been called bro sorry

[Daswiruch]

Uh you didn't have actual weed so there's nothing to worry about

basically this
why worry and feel guilty over something that you won't even get in trouble for
if i did this i would be extremely chill because i know i didnt do anything wrong

[Mikoyan]

Lol what the forget

[Doom Mantis]

i know, school is over, but heres what happened

It was the last day of school and we were on freetime outside so i did some explorin under the bleachers and i found a weed, (like the ones in your yard) and then i told people "i found weed and im gonna sell it"
then someone siad he had to tell someone, i asked who, and he said "i dont know, the police", then a munite went by, i was hiding and then the teacher found me, she took me to the office, one kid thought we had a BAG, so we went BACK to the office and cleared it over, but im still worried the one kid will call the police

how do i stop worrying?

Kinda reminds me of the time when I was walking down the hall full of people at school, I was talking to my friend about my medicine that prevents me from sleeping at school (which doesn't happen much). He said "Dude are You getting high?!" in front of the people in the halls. and then he said "Well You said it worked so I'm just wondering", and I'm like "Wut Meds?"

[AcornCake]

anything is legal when nobody is around to see it.





get rid of the witnesses.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Kinda reminds me of the time when I was walking down the hall full of people at school, I was talking to my friend about my medicine that prevents me from sleeping at school (which doesn't happen much). He said "Dude are You getting high?!" in front of the people in the halls. and then he said "Well You said it worked so I'm just wondering", and I'm like "Wut Meds?"

why would a parent prescribe their child a drug so that they wont fall asleep in class? wtf

[jonnyman5656]

anything is legal when nobody is around to see it.





get rid of the witnesses.

So you, me, and everyone that has seen this thread?

[AcornCake]

So you, me, and everyone that has seen this thread?

we didn't see the weed yet.



we were told tales of heroic actions.

[th3coolst3r]

we didn't see the weed yet.



we were told tales of heroic actions.

yep

[Tayasaurus]

Heres what you do

you tell him to meet you behind the school at 4:30 and his buddies

stand off at the distance and tell him to say your name.

[Doom Mantis]

why would a parent prescribe their child a drug so that they wont fall asleep in class? wtf

I never said anything about my parent prescribing it.

Facepalm