Cool stuff your pets do

[Camel]

my cat went to Alabama once on an internship but he couldn't catch the greyhound bus back cus he was too scared so he chilled at the studio of these two lesbian performance artists who did a piece about their orgy interpretations of Nietzsche philosphies, stuff was #cray

my cat has all kindza stories

[Ad Bot]

[Pourne Ultimatum]

My cat is an adorable starfish

[nickpb1]

My dog has gotten up from smoking, walked into the desert brush and came back with a bag of weed

[Flatflyer]

my cats sit around and sleep all day.

although if you pet one of them they start to rub their face against everything.

[Camel]

My dog has gotten up from smoking, walked into the desert brush and came back with a bag of weed

did he say this to you

Every kid who could have had a mind of his own is being beaten into submission by the industrialization of artistic freedom. Let's end this plague before it ruins everything of substance, everything sacred. Let's end this plague before it ruins everything

[SquartleTurtle]

My dog has gotten up from smoking, walked into the desert brush and came back with a bag of weed

i want to be best friends with your cat

[Epicduke]

mine does a pretty cool trick of not existing, any pet can do it really if you have the time and patience for it

[XR-7]

All my animals are pains in the neck.

[naturemon]

My cat knows how door knobs work and can get inside my room. He then proceeds to jump on my bed and wake me up every morning.

[ßlöükfáce]

My cat sleeps on my head

[nickpb1]

did he say this to you

You should google that lyric and listen to it

[sorrel]

My cats can use ladders
One of the two cats can open doors with lever type door handles

[Biohazard]

my dog barks when it hears anything

[Decepticon]

my cat can open my door.

it's not a lever type of door.

[Blockaium]

my dog has 9 boobs