The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

[AutoBahn]

Go to the infested underground, but keep a large distance between the entrance in your men so you can prepare. First, see what long-range weapons you have in your arsenal for your men to use.

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[tber123]

Total followers:

CHAR Guard  Equipped with a rifle
Preacher (The guy from the house) Rifle

Everyone else:Shotguns and pistols


Longrange weapons: a TRS-301(rifle), Vintar BC(suppressed sniper),Vodka x16, Dart Rifle,

Disguises: Bandit, Gopnik.

[Rigel]

Give the TRS-301 to one of your original bandit followers (The ones from the bank) and stay back and pick off zombies from the entrance with the Vintar BC.

[firestorm]

Don't give them the rifle, these guys die like hotcakes. Keep the rifle and pick off zombays like Rigel said. If any bandit decides to forget up, we go loud and proud with the rifle.

[tber123]

The entrance is clear. All zombies silently picked off. All thats left is their shiny weapons.

Total followers:

CHAR Guard
Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Artyom Milkman
Mishka Spaghetti(Incapacitated)
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers (Injured)
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor(Still crippled)
Vavka Stooped
Preacher (The guy from the house)

Inventory:9 molotov roostertails, a TRS-301(rifle), UDP Compact(pistol),  Vintar BC(suppressed sniper), Hunting Knife, Sausage x21, Vodka x16, weapon repair kit, lockpick, breaching charge, Dart Rifle, Coppers Hard Top(hat), Gas Mask

Disguises: Bandit, Gopnik.

Entrance to the zombie infested underground clear, what do we do now? Advance? Wait for more zombies to investigate?

[Rigel]

Don't advance, get explosives and line the walls with them. If it just so happens that we're getting forgeted over XCOM style, we can take those bastards with us.

[firestorm]

Rigel no, all it would take is for someone to throw one wrong molotov and next thing you know we're royally forgeted.

[AutoBahn]

Quick, grab the guns!

[tber123]

You grab all the weapons the zombies dropped. Some of these weapons could be useful, but all of them are damaged and extremely dirty. They could break or jam any second now, so you have to dump that loot at a technician and hope he can repair it.



More zombies are awaiting you in the mines, but you quickly dispose of them.


This picture is only for your convenience. There is no light in the mines yet.

Your men advance forward, hoping to discover what the hell is even in this zombie infested underground....



And then, you see it. There is light at the end of the tunnel. You can see what looks like a radio tower's leg. You advance forward......



You find nothing. The radio tower fades as soon as you get close. A new passage opens up.



There is a door. You open it.



Suddenly, you are back at the entrance to the mine, and your followers are all gone.

Memorial
CHAR Guard MISSING IN ACTION
Dima Polar Explorer WHERE THE forget IS HE?
Pokoinik Unlucky bastard
Romka Terminator Probably in bandit heaven
Artyom Milkman Enjoying some nice, cold vodka
Mishka Spaghetti(Incapacitated) Still in a coma
Petro Crowbar Missing
Vlad Jiggers (Injured) Missing
Filya Simulator Missing
Rostik Operator Missing
Georg Reactor(Still crippled) Dead for all I care
Vavka Stooped Missing
Preacher (The guy from the house) Tending to his flock


RIP TheAuzzieGamer

You try to open the door, but it starts flashing bright pink and you hear something ticking. You quickly dive away from the door only to witness it get blown sky loving high. It continues to rise into the air while still exploding.



OH GOD

WHAT THE forget IS THAT HOLY stuff A BLOODSUCKER



SWEET JESUS ITS GRABBING ME OH forgetFU---



*Chomp* *Suck* *Slurp*

"It hurts....someone help me.... Down here....."

The Bloodsucking roostersucker strikes again. It runs away further into the mine.



That damn thing just bit the stuff out of you and drank your blood....What the forget? Someone is crying for help further into the mine, most likely one of your followers.

Health: 53 BLEEDING! Bandages left: 3         Medkits left: 1

Inventory:9 molotov roostertails, a TRS-301(rifle), UDP Compact(pistol),  Vintar BC(suppressed sniper), Hunting Knife, Sausage x21, Vodka x16, weapon repair kit, lockpick, breaching charge, Dart Rifle, Coppers Hard Top(hat), Gas Mask

Disguises: Thats not going to do stuff against a bloodsucker. No disguises for you.

>Chase after bloodsucker?

>Attempt to help your followers, because they die faster than a XCOM rookie?

>Run the forget away and live another day. Slap some common sense into yourself while you are at it too?

[firestorm]

COMMON SENSE? ARE YOU OUTTA YAH MIND TBER?! WE GON DO THIS stuff FOR
CHAR Guard
Dima Polar Explorer
Pokoinik
Romka Terminator
Artyom Milkman
Mishka Spaghetti
Petro Crowbar
Vlad Jiggers
Filya Simulator
Rostik Operator
Georg Reactor
Vavka Stooped
Preacher
YOU HEAR ME?! WE GON AVENGE/FIND THESE MOTHER forgetERS.
Edit: Use a bandage tho

[tber123]

Attention! Attention! An emission is approaching! Find cover immediately!

Bandages used.

You have no choice but to go into the mines. Did you NOT expect that plot twist? Honestly that was very predictible.



Back into the mines we go.



What the heck are these heaters doing in he---



Dafuq-----



SHI-----



BONK



What the hell is that glowing thing? Open fire on it.


I forgot to turn off the HUD

BLOODSUCKER POV SHOWN ABOVE



Dodging the heaters being tossed at you, you open fire on the Poltergeist.



Bloodsucker trying to ambush you! Blast the roostersucker!



The poltergeist manipulates the heaters once again, sending them flying torwards your face. You dodge them again.



The poltergeist manages to hit itself by accident and dies, filling the room with light----



asdfdasfgHNNNNNNNNNNNNNG



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



AAAAAAAAAAAAAASGASDFforgetASDFASDcigaretteASDF



JHKLHJHJHJGHAXFJSFADF GG



OPTIONS

• >Die already.
• >Submit.
• >Exist.
• >Enslavement.
• >Enemy Unknown.

[firestorm]

brother forget you mean Die already. Wake the forget up and fight goddamn.

[tber123]

You chose to exist. You feel great. It feels like you are high.



You finally awake again. It feels like something is nearby.....

BOSS BATTLE APPROACHING

A Controller high on weed

(Sponsored by Freedom)



Controller:"dadadada........"

SWEET JESUS WHEN WILL IT EVER END



Controller:"Smokeweederrydaym8"

Controller High On Weed used Psi-Blast!

SWEET JESUS GET THE forget AWAY FROM ME



Controller:lolskrub

AAAAAAAGH RAINBOWS



The longer you stay near the Controller, the more it feels like your head will burst open. The controller blasting you with Psi is only speeding up your death. Get killed by a controller, get zombified instantly.



Your vision slowly deteriorates as you fail to escape line of sight. So close.......



With one final burst of strength, you throw yourself forward, losing line of sight to the controller. The Psi-field it emits will no longer effect you, as you cannot see it. It slowly walks torwards your last known position while you regain your strength.



You throw a molotov at the controller, but it swats the thing away, exploding it harmlessly a distance away from you.



The controller moves in and swipes at you! You instantly attempt to beat it to death with your bare hands, as you don't have time to pull out a sausage/knife/vodka.



The controller quickly retreats, and you hear one of the bandits screaming in pain. You find the source of the noise: A man holding a gun to CHAR Guard's head, and a dead bandit further along the way.



DONT YOU DARE HARM CHAR GUARD

*BLAM*



YOU SON OF A BITCH



I WILL FIND YOU



yeauraaaaaggggh


---SEVERAL HOURS LATER---



Whats with this massive hangover? Who turned out the green lights?



Where the hell is the entrance to the Underground?



If I can't find the entrance, I'll just dig my way out. I can already see the underside of the world.



Made it to the Freedom base. What the hell does this guy want?



"You gotta help me! Everyone abandoned the base except for me, and Duty is coming to take it over! The Controller we got high on weed rebelled against us an hour ago!"

You are following/being ordered by:

Freedom Member (Armed with SVUmk-2, supressed sniper rifle)

[firestorm]

 Sniper Elite this stuff.

[AutoBahn]

What do you even have on you?
Hopefully a sniper rifle at least so we can

Sniper Elite this stuff.