The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

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Vintar BC counts as a sniper, so you Sniper Elite this stuff. Also, the Vintar is integrally suppressed.



Duty bastard driving a truck! Snipe the driver!



Both you and the Freedom guy snipe him at the same time, causing his corpse to somehow open the door and fall out of the truck. The truck slows down to a halt, but not before lightly tapping the wall.... And exploding in a violent fireball multiple times, killing the Duty members inside seven times over.



Even more trucks arrive.



The Freedom member proceeds to open fire with his supressed rifle, causing more silent death the Duty members never saw coming.



Boom! Center of mass! Cue slow motion xray shot of a bullet cracking a man's ribcage open.



The members of Duty, not amused with Freedom's stuff, proceed to attempt to blow up the Freedom guy.



He quickly dives out of the way and lets the rocket harmlessly explode.



Two duty members attempt to ambush you, but they are quickly blown away.



Controller High On Weed stumbles back into the Freedom base........ Good thing Freedom hit him/her up with loads of marijuana, because now everyone's mind will be fried in a good way....... Right?

[firestorm]

Head shot X ray slo mo through the open jaw hitting it's spine in the process.

[tber123]

Too lazy to pose again, so have a Paint.net recreation of the battle.



Full version, because page stretches are ugly:
http://i.imgur.com/E3Tbhk9.png

Basically, the Controller High On Weed walks in, mindraping everyone with marijuana powers.

Controllers in the STALKER series attack either with Psy Blasts or Psy Fields. Psy Blasts are concentrated and are more harmful, while PSY Fields are naturally generated around the Controller, meaning that staying near one too long will kill you.

[firestorm]

Offer sausage. He's high on weed so it must be hungry!

[Rigel]

Offer sausage. He's high on weed so it must be hungry!

This is your only TRUE choice.

[tber123]

You attempt to offer the Marijuana Controller a sausage, but he's too busy Psy-Blasting everyone to notice you. Soon everyone is extremely high, except for you. The Controller gets closer. You are inside the range of the Psy-field the controller emits, and your mind is slowly fried in a good way. The controller prepares a psy blast, and your mind is instantly fried.


You are now extremely high. What will you do? The fighting has stopped.

[Rigel]

Eat a sausage.

And shove a sausage up the butts of the dead "doody" soldiers.

[tber123]

You attempt to eat a sausage and shove the rest up the asses of the call of dooty members, but eventually your mind is fried to the point where you can barely recognize what you are doing. Your vision fades completely, leaving you in a green void wandering around. When you finally come to your senses, you find yourself with 2 of your followers being attacked by a group of 8 people.....

Option 1)Turn around and fight them alongside your followers.

2)Run the hell away.

Equipment:Nothing but a joint, a rotten sausage, and a broken UDP Compact. Where the hell is my Vintar BC?

Disguises:None

Followers:
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)

[AutoBahn]

Pull out that rotten sausage. We're going commando.

[firestorm]

No, we back off and regroup.

[tber123]

No updates tonight because homework kicked my ass.

Entire group of 8 defeated with only a rotten sausage, yay. Now what?

[AutoBahn]

Attempt to master the art of Sausage Combat.
After that, teach your team members how to wield the power of the sausage.
Our world goal is now to make an army of sausage-wielding badasses.

[tber123]

Someone recommend me a good map for Jagged-Alliance style action. A map that can be used for a situation that involves some.... Liberation from dictators or something. Either good urban combat, a mix of both urban and outdoors, or just plain mostly outdoors.

[firestorm]

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