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Author Topic: The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2  (Read 45622 times)



Sniper mininuked, now quickly buy something.

Bizon and Kashtan!

Also, why does Pokoinik keep on getting hurt!

Pokoinik means "Dead Man" or something, and it was a random name I came across when playing STALKER.

.50 Beowulf rifle adn .38 special.

Buy one two of everything!

You tried to buy two of everything, but realized you only have enough money for 10 guns total.

You can hear gunfire in the distance as you get stuck on what to buy from the gun catalog.

Turn to next page, Buy BFG 9K

AKM 93R .38 Special Agram 2000

AKM 93R .38 Special Agram 2000
Turn to next page, Buy BFG 9K

Done. You call Bobby Ray and place an order for those two guns, which should be all you need.



A helicopter is sent after you. The hostiles won't stop until they get your invitation letter.

Use the bucket of legos to summon the assassin from The Assassination.

Does this ending seem slightly rushed? Yes.



You summon the lego man from The Assassination, and then use the Street Sweeper to propel yourself to the helicopter. The Street Sweeper runs out of ammo and explodes in your hand, so you discard it. You then hijack the chopper and fly to the admin offices.



You successfully land the chopper, but accidentally crush someone in the process. The admin office is right there.



"You finally made it! Now, to ascend to godhood please sign forms 013A, 066B, 696F, and 208P..........."

The Bandit's story is pretty much over at this point. The Bandit is too much of an overpowered god of death, so why not become a god?

Possible protagonists for another round of Bandit Adventure
  • Yashka Sheriff.
  • One of the Blocklanders.
  • A member of the Combine or HECU.
  • A man named Alan Slutsky.
  • CHAR Guard
  • Other

Followers

Yurko Eagle owl, Generic Bandit (Armed with: Pistol)
Sasha AA-Gun, former Freedom member (Armed with:Bayonet P90)
Revolver Rookie (Armed with: .44 Magnum)
Nick "Blue" Walter (Armed with: X-COM Standard Issue Rifle)
Artyom Milkman (Armed with: Submachine gun!)
Mishka Spaghetti (Armed with: Bolt action rifle!)
Preacher (Armed with: Shotgun loaded with slugs!)
CHAR Guard (Armed with: .38 Special revolver)
Counter Strike Hostage 2 (Armed with: Knife)
Counter Strike Hostage 4 (Armed with: Bow and arrow)
Knight Solaire, Level 77 Sun-Praising Badass (Armed with: Arms Of Sun Praising)
Mr. Sheriff/Sargent forgettart (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 2 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 4 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Yashka Sheriff's Goon 5 (Armed with: Vintar BC)
Rostik Operator (Armed with: Eliminator shotgun)
Georg Reactor (Armed with: TRS-301)
Vavka Stooped (Armed with:Bulldog-6 grenade launcher)
Pokoinik (Armed with: AS-VAL) WOUNDED (Took a bullet for CHAR Guard)
Dima Polar Explorer (Armed with: Fallout Gauss Rifle)
Romka Terminator (Armed with: STALKER Gauss Rifle)
Petro Crowbar (Armed with: Heavy Plasma Rifle)
Vlad Jiggers (Armed with: P90)
Filya Simulator (Armed with: MASHEEN GUN)
The Assassination Lego Man (Armed with: Blaster Launcher)

Inventory

1x Mini-Nuke looted from a dead Hostage
4x Guns & Ammo magazine (Can be used for distraction)
3x Usable TRS-301 Mags
3x Makarov mags
5x Fresh Sausages
3x Muton Sushi (Food made from the corpses of dead aliens)
Makarov pistol
20x Medicine
5x Medkit
1x Kingpin's FN-FAL
1x Combat Shotgun
1x P90
2x Frag Grenade
1x Concussion Grenade
1x Grenade Spammer(Grenade Launcher)
1x Flashbang
1x AKM 93R .38 Special Agram 2000
1x BFG 9K

Any suggestions for what to do now? Should this continue somehow, or should I just move on to resetting everything and focusing on another character?

forget him and shoot him

Make a new thread using RC cars and some badly cut videos.

forget him and shoot him


You kill the Administrator. This earns you a permaban. The permaban causes time to rewind, and everything resets.



To be continued in........

The Adventures Of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2(As soon as I set up a new OP)
Basically, Bandit Adventure all over again except as Yashka Sheriff. And you get to create Time Paradoxes such as surviving the apartment heist instead of being slapped to death.