I just stabbed myself in the eye with a butter knife...

[hillkill]

Don't ask how, but I did it. It's not bleeding, and I can still see. I just feel a bit of pain and watery eye.

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[Landmineman4000²]

And thus, hillkill became a pirate.

[Starkiller]

This sounds more like a poke, then a stab

[jonnyman5656]

I really want to know how

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Self Delete by stab

[ResonKinetic]

"I'm gonna tell you guys about something that happened on a forum for discussing things, but don't ask me how it happened even though I'm fully capable of explaining it to you."

what

[AutoBahn]

"I'm gonna tell you guys about something that happened on a forum for discussing things, but don't ask me how it happened even though I'm fully capable of explaining it to you."

what

it's probably related to him masturbating

[Planr]

OH MY GOSH
go look in the mirror, is there a cut?
if so go to the emergency room dude!

also the knife didnt have butter on it at the time, did it?

[pefu19]

is the knife ok

[hillkill]

the pain stopped mostly and my eye stopped watering.

[ResonKinetic]

it's probably related to him masturbating

kids should stop masturbating; they'll poke their eyes out

[AutoBahn]

kids should stop masturbating; they'll poke their eyes out

exactly

[Yosher]

Tried masturbating with a tuna jar, I guess.

[Lizzy]

My friend dared me to poke myself in the eye with a really long and sharp knife...

I did it, took a picture, didn't feel anything.


I also used to slide all kinds of stuff under my eyelids for stuffs and giggles when i was little, I was a weird loving kid

[ResonKinetic]

My friend dared me to poke myself in the eye with a really long and sharp knife...
I did it, took a picture, didn't feel anything.
I also used to slide all kinds of stuff under my eyelids for stuffs and giggles when i was little, I was a weird loving kid

you're scaring me again