Author Topic: Rant about Simulator Games  (Read 3254 times)

Yes, same as the fact that I'm 14 and can't go out and steal a plane if I want to, but I can fly planes on FSX. And I love planespotting, and how cool would it be to actually be at the controls of one?

why play battlefield when you could just join the military?

why play battlefield when you could just join the military?
yes

why play battlefield when you could just join the military?
Why play Super Mario when you can go outside and punch blocks to eat mushrooms that are actually toad's head?

"I don't like something and you do so you should get a life!!!!!"

This is basically OP.

Goat simulator was hella worth

Train simulators are comparable to model trains that people spend giant amounts of money on as a hobby.

I don't see the problem here.

-im a forgeten moron idiot-
stuff dude i didnt realize that i couldn't enjoy something ordinary and realistic (dunno y goat sim is listed there). I better go back to slaying stupid friend dragons in epic Skyrim XD
« Last Edit: June 26, 2014, 10:19:00 PM by The Magical Dunes »

Maybe some of us don't want to buy a freaking plane, or a farm, or become mayor of something, or become a goat, or buy a warehouse, or tow stuff in real life. The games can be fun. Nobody is saying they need to meet triple A standards or be incredibly detailed, but it's pretty forgetin rewarding looking back on a field and thinkin' "I grew that stuff".

Also, most fps games on console are technically simulators, but we're not asking anyone to join the military
« Last Edit: June 26, 2014, 10:56:54 PM by Panquake »

Yes, same as the fact that I'm 14 and can't go out and steal a plane if I want to, but I can fly planes on FSX. And I love planespotting, and how cool would it be to actually be at the controls of one?
It worked for the barefoot bandit

Also I am getting sick of these fad simulator games.
>make a stupid unrealistic simulator
>gets played by a youtube celebrity
>profit

i mean, i have intentions to be a pilot after getting out of the marines (considering that option also) and flight simulator really helps me in learning how to follow ATC instructions and how to use autopilot and such, and most pilots use them for training or for flying when they aren't doing it in a real plane

so simulators are actually useful

It worked for the barefoot bandit

Also I am getting sick of these fad simulator games.
>make a stupid unrealistic simulator
>gets played by a youtube celebrity
>profit
wow guys look at this WHACKY physics game!!!!11!

OCTO DAD??? HENTAI!!!!!!!!
SURGEON SIMULATOR???? I HOPE YOU HAVE INSURANCE!!!!!!!
GOAT SIMULATOR????? LOL SO RANDUMB XD!!!!!!

hey you know what i should become a farmer, bus driver, train driver, euro truck driver, surgeon, airport person, towtruck driver, woodcutter, miner, skyscraper, and every  other thing that a simulator represents instead of playing the game! because thats totally possible to experience every job and if it's made into a game you have no life

Here's a list of simulator games with no reason to exist, or to buy:

- Bus Simulator 2012
- Ship Simulator
- Ship Simulator Extremes
- Trainz Simulator 12
- Train Simulator 2014
- Euro Truck Simulator
- Euro Truck Simulator 2

- Goat Simulator
- Car Mechanic Simulator
- Scania Truck Driving Simulator
- Farming Simulator 2013
- Helicopter Simulator 2014
- Airport Simulator 2014
- Farming Simulator 2011
- Woodcutter Simulator 2013
- Towtruck Simulator 2015
- Ski Region Simulator
- Warehouse and Logistics Simulator
- Agricultural Simulator 2013
- Agricultural Simulator: Historical Farming
- Skyscraper Simulator
- Mining and Tunneling Simulator

How dare you, Goat Simulator is the best thing in existence.

wow guys look at this WHACKY physics game!!!!11!

OCTO DAD??? HENTAI!!!!!!!!
SURGEON SIMULATOR???? I HOPE YOU HAVE INSURANCE!!!!!!!
GOAT SIMULATOR????? LOL SO RANDUMB XD!!!!!!
K GUYS I'M GOING TO LUK OVER THIS CLIFF! IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! *falls*
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