I've looked for one at thrift stores and will continue to, but my issues of getting a new one are:
My dad bought me the crosley so he might be offended
I'd need speakers and a whole setup which is expensive (crosley has built ins). Plus, I have nowhere to put a big setup at the moment.
The ones from the 80s typically can't play 78s. I need at least a 3 speed with the switchable needle.
There were always bad ones like the crosley, and with my luck, i'll end up getting one of those.
First issue I can't help you with.
Second issue is a bit tough because you probably aren't an incredibly skilled vintage electronics repairman like the guy in the video, but that Newcomb record player looks nice. (I know nothing about what record players are good, though!)
Third issue is solved by the Newcomb record player, which has the correct styluses (styli?) for 78 RPM without tons of surface "no-oise"
Fourth issue is similar to second one's answer... :c They made good ones a while ago, but now Crosley and other similar brands exist.
Also vacuum tubes on old record players eat electricity (like having an incandescent light bulb for each vacuum tube), and if it has a hot chassis, it gives you 50% chance of electrocution on contact with any metal parts! Yaaaaay!