Hello, and welcome to ANN. I am CEO Swat 3, and I founded this company to only provide the FACTS to the American people, and to our sub-ordinates, the western world (and Russia).
I am now placing out job applications for all Blockheads! Titles that are needed to be filled are:
Director of Funds and Explosive Ordinance
Director of the News
Director of Online Activity
Director of Management
Director of Daycare Center
Morning News Editor in Chief
Day News Editor in Chief
Nightly News Editor in Chief
Morning News Anchor/"The Face of the Morning"
Day News Anchor/"The Face of the Day"
Nightly News Anchor/"The Face of the Night"
Executive Producer of Morning
'' '' '' Day
'' '' '' Nightly
Want your own job title? Get to work you asshats. A good democracy is a bloody informed one. We get to news once most of the important roles are filled out!