Autistic News Network - A Blockland Founded News Corporation (RP)

[Swat 3]

Hello, and welcome to ANN. I am CEO Swat 3, and I founded this company to only provide the FACTS to the American people, and to our sub-ordinates, the western world (and Russia).

I am now placing out job applications for all Blockheads! Titles that are needed to be filled are:

Director of Funds and Explosive Ordinance
Director of the News
Director of Online Activity
Director of Management
Director of Daycare Center

Morning News Editor in Chief
Day News Editor in Chief
Nightly News Editor in Chief

Morning News Anchor/"The Face of the Morning"
Day News Anchor/"The Face of the Day"
Nightly News Anchor/"The Face of the Night"

Executive Producer of Morning
'' '' '' Day
'' '' '' Nightly

Want your own job title? Get to work you asshats. A good democracy is a bloody informed one. We get to news once most of the important roles are filled out!

[Ad Bot]

[Toxicology]

dibs on morning news anchor

[mus]

nightly news anchor

[Nonnel]

director of online activity

[Swat 3]

oh and don't forget, except for me, the entity "Betelguese" is the boss of all of you. Make him pleased.

Oh and you can also make your own titles that are within reason for a news company.

[Jairo]

I AM THE DAYNGER

[Swat 3]

I AM THE NIGHT

I AM

BATMAN

nightly news anchor is already takens

if you two can agree you can be co-faces of the night, or the one that gives me my upmost favorite contract

[Harm94]

i'll be the fat mom on welfare guest star

[mus]

tonight i got a job

now i can stop drinking malt liquor in my stuff house on Crabshaw Drive and finally live somewhere that my wife won't bitch about until she hits me.

[Swat 3]

i'll be the fat mom on welfare guest star

that will be our first urgent news as Prezzy Obama decided to give all the poor people money for obviously no reason.

oh and poll is up

[mus]

what poll

[Harm94]

that will be our first urgent news as Prezzy Obama decided to give all the poor people money for obviously no reason.

oh and poll is up

-broken image-

[Nonnel]

Now that I have this most illustrious title, I must inform the world on internet memes and viral videos.

[Swat 3]

uhm IDK what this is sir do i have to call security

[Harm94]

uhm IDK what this is sir do i have to call security

fug, the link bork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46XoD6RjkjY

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