Considering I'm too lazy to find a picture of myself, I'll just use a description of me from a bitchy australian chick I occasionally take pictures of when she goes to the bathroom.
"A black, hairy midget with a jew-fro."
From this, there is only a few things I require:
Black, midget, and as much body hair as possible while wearing skimpy clothings and always having a jew-fro. The jew-fro is important.