ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[ZombiLoin]

"AWACS how the hell do you pronounce your call sign?"

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

"AWACS how the hell do you pronounce your call sign?"

"Yggdrasil."
AWACS does not seem particularly pleased by the development of 1-7 being incapable of pronouncing a word he had just heard.

Valkyrie 2-1 relieves the tension by saying, "Glad to have you on board, Mjolnir. We're going to be headed due east to rendezvous again with Hammer 1, from there they'll effectively be dictating where we're hitting and how we're hitting them. How copy?"

I can't into military lingo.

[Operator¹]

"Mjolnir 1-4, I copy, hopefully our flight leader will be able to answer next time."

[Comatose]

I switch my radio to IF-7 and glance quickly at my altimeter before looking back up at the azure horizon and keying my radio.

"1-8 ready."

I quickly shut off my mic before pulling my visor down and grasping the flight stick tightly. As 1-1 comes over the radio, I begin to key my radio, but 1-4 cuts me off with a heterodyne. I sit back further back in my chair, tugging against the harness that restrains my movement.

[xxxxkill]

After some time of flying towards the second rendezvous, Valkyrie 2-1 chimes, "Hammer 1 should be within comms range. Hammer 1, can you hear me?"
"Loud and clear. We are on standby to begin the offensive, ready to proceed. How copy?"
"Solid copy, Hammer 1. Just point us at 'em."
Another voice suddenly chimes in, belonging to Valkyrie 2-3.
"Somebody keep track of how many Huitz we kill because whoever's last is buying me a drink."
2-2 replies with "Why buy you a drink?"
"Because we all know I'm gonna be first!"
Before 2-2 can reply, Hammer 1's lead element says "Beginning the offensive, go go go!"

A relatively small force of five tanks, three APCs, and four armored fighting vehicles begin heading out towards the town you are assisting to capture. Either Command severely underestimated the Huitz fighting force or they're overconfident, either way it's a pretty small group.
You continue flying as Valkyrie 2 is called down to assist with a ground strike, when suddenly Yggdrasil says "Mjolnir 1, be advised. Huitzlaotani aircraft inbound at Mach 2, eleven o' clock, five bandits. You are now weapons free, engage those hostiles."

[Gojira]

can u guys stop giving me grief for not answering im not always on :<

"Copy that."
I lock on to their lead. He drops chaff and jinks out of the way. Unfortunately for him, I hadn't fired yet. I launch the missile and split his port wing in half. Miraculously, he stays in the air and gets a shot off on me before the aerodynamic instability sends his plane tumbling.

[Mikoyan]

Why the forget would AWACS not be "sentry" or "magic"

[xxxxkill]

Because Nordic theming

[Gojira]

Because Nordic theming

yeah
i kinda thought odin would be good but whatever

[Swat 3]

One of the bandits breaks off and locks onto me. I quickly maneuver, spraying a bit of cannon fire at him. He turns and nearly misses a collision with me. I quickly get onto him, spraying a bit more cannon fire at his rather straight flight path. "Not a time to be deploying people who don't know how to fly." I mumble, minding to keep my hand off the comms button. The cannon fire rips off a piece of the tail. I fire again, and tear off the left wing. The pilot ejects too late, however, and plummets into the ground.

"One bandit down. Three left."

[Mr. Hurricane]

I shore up my position to 1-1's wing after focusing on checking our rears and flanks on radar.

[mlockha]

I lock my missile onto one of the bandits, following him, with twists and twirls and what not. After it is locked on, I fire, ripping off a wing. As it drops altitude, I spray a round of cannon fire at it. I click my comms button.
"Another one bites the dust. 2 left."

[Operator¹]

"Fox 2." I fire a missile straight into the nose of one of the bandits before breaking to the right. "Bag a bandit." I watch my radar display for Valkyrie's positions.

[Swat 3]

Obviously out of revenge for his friend, a bandit locks onto me and fires a missile. I deploy chaff, and do a high-g maneuver in order to get on his tail. I lock onto him and fire a missile. He deploys chaff, and my missile swerves off and ahead of him, promptly exploding. He swerves, too focused on avoiding the cloud. I fire my second missile, and it successfully hits him. It hit the fuel tank, because the whole plane explodes. "1 left."

[Operator¹]

"Yggdrasil, do you have any information on the make and model of the enemy aircraft?" I check my radar screen again.