ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[Qwepir]

Barring a few mid-air fuelings, a whole bunch of nothing happens while you make your flight across the ocean. Eventually, the Mercanan AWACS makes contact with you.

AWACS: "Mjolnir Flight, this is Oracle. Good to see you. Be advised, we've picked up a single plane about 30 klicks away from your location that's giving us loads of trouble. We believe it's General Tlacelel's plane. Misfit flight is currently engaging him, patching you through to their comms now."

1-2: "I can't seem to land a hit on him, my missiles keep exploding before they even get near. Snake Eyes, keep that damn laser on him."

1-5: "I am, he's carrying some kind of point-defense module!"

AWACS: "Misfit 1-5 you are spiked 40 times over, get out of there!"

1-5: "Forty- what?"

1-1: "Ark's exhaust, look at all of them. Snake, drop flares and break right, I'll cross over behind you and see if I can't spoof a few more of them."

AWACS: "Good flares, I repeat, good flares, I'm reading 38 missiles have gone for the bait."

1-5: "I- I can't shake these last tw- I'M HIT"

1-4: "Quit your bellyaching, you're still in the air."

1-5: "...I am? Oh wow, I am. Uhh, TAG's been knocked out though, and I'm out of missiles."

1-1: "Then return to base, you're a sitting duck up here with no flares left. Bomber, Iris, you're with me, we're going to hit him with our guns."

1-5: "Understood, good luck up there."

1-1: "Let's see his point defense shoot down hot lead coming in at mach-" *STATIC*

1-3: "What the hell was that."

1-4: "His roosterpit just exploded!"

1-2: "Does anyone see a chute?"

AWACS: "Negative, no chute."

1-4: "Oh man, TAG is gone, Hawk is gone, our missiles can't hit him, if we try to use guns we explode, what do we do?"

AWACS: "Misfit 1-2, pull your men together. You are in command now."

1-2: "I never asked for this. Alright, Bomber, Iris, we're going to keep him distracted and hope we can keep him off our dockyards until those allied planes can arrive."

1-4: "Ark preserve us if his help shows up."

AWACS: "Not to worry, 1-4, Mjolnir Flight is entering the AO. Stand by."

[Ad Bot]

[Operator¹]

Reminds me of this, only there wasn't a point defense module- but a bunch of laser drones instead, that and the pilot used a modified CFA-44. It actually did pretty much the same thing.

[Swat 3]

I can see some super-prototype-like plane having a dog fight with friendlies, obviously the squad in the radio chatter. Well, if you can call it an equal dogfight.

[Mr. Hurricane]

"Mjolnir 1-2, AWACS bogey dope,"

[Qwepir]

A jovial, but unsettling laugh signals that there is someone else on your comm channel.

General Tlacelel: "Ay-ees-thee-enn mechyeyecoznequi! Ehecuauhtli! Xolopitlimicti!"

[mlockha]

A jovial, but unsettling laugh signals that there is someone else on your comm channel.

General Tlacelel: "Ay-ees-thee-enn mechyeyecoznequi! Ehecuauhtli! Xolopitlimicti!"

"It's a hyena!"

[Qwepir]

"It's a hyena!"

the laugh? nah its more like santa claus with an axe. and by an axe i mean a chainsaw. with obsidian teeth. and is a sword.

[Theepicman]

the laugh? nah its more like santa claus with an axe. and by an axe i mean a chainsaw. with obsidian teeth. and is a sword.

I hope I'm not on his naughty list. I want a present from him.

[Swat 3]

can I have his plane pls

[Operator¹]

can I have his plane pls

I don't think you want to graduate to what essentially amounts to a bomber. That roosterpit looks like it seats a crew of at least two people. I doubt that the general is the only guy on board, if he is, kudos to him.

[Harm94]

SU-25 great comrades ground attack plane.

[Swat 3]

I don't think you want to graduate to what essentially amounts to a bomber. That roosterpit looks like it seats a crew of at least two people. I doubt that the general is the only guy on board, if he is, kudos to him.

uhm i /am/ atg :))

[xxxxkill]

can I have his plane pls

Absolutely not.

I don't think you want to graduate to what essentially amounts to a bomber. That roosterpit looks like it seats a crew of at least two people. I doubt that the general is the only guy on board, if he is, kudos to him.

AWACS: "Misfit 1-5 you are spiked 40 times over, get out of there!"

For a bomber it's got some pretty hardcore A2A armament.

[Mr. Hurricane]

For a bomber it's got some pretty hardcore A2A armament.

B1Rs are in development as a AtA support role. They can carry ~20 AMRAAMs on paper I think.

[Qwepir]

AWACS: "Mjolnir flight, Misfit flight, heads up. A flight of hostile attack craft are on approach, vectoring for the north dock."

Sure enough, four SEPECAT Jaguars show up at long range. What's left of Misfit flight is still keeping the General on the defense, but it is unlikely they will be able to hold out for long without support.

1-2: "Aw, hell. Mjolnir flight, you've got to take those guys out, we're going to try to keep this guy off you."

They can carry ~20 AMRAAMs on paper I think.

How quaint.