ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[Swat 3]

"Yes, sir. Alright, so I mean to ask you where the enemy is, professionally of course. Pip-pip, cheerio!"

No. You just don't do that in the heat of the battle.

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[Qwepir]

And when you're working alongside a foreign military, you don't assume that they know your military's jargon. Especially not something as ridiculously nonsensical as "bogey dope." At least "home plate alpha check" can be logic'ed out.

[xxxxkill]

"m-muh brevity codes"
Shut up and put your military-rections away. It's a loving RP set in a fictional universe with fictional countries and fictional technology and the only reason why you aren't flying a bunch of fictional planes is because I am sure as hell not going to write statistics and draw schematics for over twenty of them. If you want to go full realism and constantly go "b-but muh brevity codes" then you are entirely welcome to write up your own story and make your own thread. If you want to be a boring, characterless, lame-ass who only speaks in brevity codes and doesn't have a few funny quips during combat, then I do not care. Otherwise, you are arguing about nothing.

And give me one good reason why "Bogey-dope" isn't handicapped because outside of "Oh forget I only have half a second to actually say something" it's loving handicapped.
Also it isn't necessarily a thing anyways because hey whoop-de-doo fictional coalition.

[Mr. Hurricane]

bogey confirmed to have dope bags on board

Parrot squawk sour, contact confirmed bandit. Heads up new picture, commit and kill.

Well stuff I'm just trying to have some fun with it now. I'm not for everyone using it, it just sounds good to me. Who's not to say funny quips can't be added in.

[Qwepir]

You can still use them, just don't be surprised when allied planes have no idea what your character is saying.

[Mr. Hurricane]

You can still use them, just don't be surprised when allied planes have no idea what your character is saying.

The brevity remark wasn't intended to cause all this stir. It was just a meaningless stab at the AWACS characters.

[mlockha]

Obrad quickly fires a missile at the Jag and then, fires a rotary cannon ahead of it incase of flares. He then moves over to a helicopter and fires cannon rounds at it.

m-muh results

[Gojira]

I launch another A-G missile at the naval frigate from close range, and pull away. I strafe past another helicopter and fire a missile at another helicopter after pulling away.

[ZombiLoin]

"Oi anyone know where Vic is, I need to speak with him?"
"I think he's working in Hangar 06, check there."
"Thanks."
Simon steps out of the mess hall and starts walking to the hangar. Sweat is dripping from his brow and he strides with increasing urgency to see Vic. It's pretty obvious he's worried about something.

[Mr. Hurricane]

I level off the aircraft. The Jag behind me has stalled or was shot up long ago.

At altitude, it's almost peaceful. The sunbathed off-white clouds resemble mountains of cotton pressed against an intangible pane of glass.

"Mjolnir 1-2, bug'd out and egressing feet dry,"

I look back at the aileron. It's has a few holes, which seem to have hit the hydraulics. Some fluid glitters on the skin of the piece, likely the results of bullets impacting the pistons which move the part.

The lovely thing about the MiG is that it has a glass roosterpit, no brown townog displays. A GPS shows the base marked 75 miles away. I take a deep breath and allow myself to somehow sink, or at least conform into the rock-hard seat.

[Qwepir]

m-muh results

The Jag drops flares and jinks right, getting grazed by the cannon but suffering no extensive damage.

I launch another A-G missile at the naval frigate from close range

The CIWS shears your port wing right off at the halfway point as you get close. You are now losing control and are already very close to the water. For what it's worth, the CIWS was so busy shooting at you that it didn't intercept the missile, which struck and destroyed one of the naval cannon turrets.

Pro tip: Point Defense works just as well on planes as it does on missiles! Best to overwhelm them with a missile barrage from afar, rather than getting close!

You have disengaged cleanly. Enjoy your break while everyone else tries not to die.

Speaking of dying, the helicopters and LCS are laying waste to the shipyard.

Oracle: "Misfit flight, axe those helos. Mjolnir flight, sink those damn ships."

Current enemy forces in the AO:
1 SEPECAT Jaguar strike craft
1 Naval Frigate
6 Littoral Combat Ships
2 Transport Hovercraft
5 Tiger Attack Helicopters

Targets requiring immediate attention:
EVERYTHING.

[mlockha]

I quickly turn and fire 2 A-G-M at a LCS, then floating back up and fighting a missile at the remaining Jag. I then pull up and fire my rotary cannon at a Hovercraft.

[Mr. Hurricane]

I hear Oracle's calls over radio. We're fighting a loosing battle. From the nonstop chatter, it sounds like we've lost another one of our own.

After a few more minutes of flying, the scanner picks up the airfield controller's calls.

"Contact 0712, IFF response, good. This is Colossus Tower state identification and purpose,"

"Colossus Tower this is Mjolnir 1-2, 514th Strategic Fighter Wing, Aesthian Air Force,"

There is a few moments pause.

"Assisting the defense of the shipyard?" was the tower's reply.

"Yeah, but my maneuverability is hindered severely, I have damage to some control surfaces. Any possibility of a quick fix?"

"What aircraft?"

"MiG-29,"

"We don't have those in our inventory, anywhere, sorry. We can still at the least scab patch the surfaces, maybe make some makeshift repairs, but that'll take time and there's no guarantee that we can return you to combat. We probably don't have the munitions you would need either.,"

"I'll take whatever repairs you can give. Thank you," I say.

I continue flying and begin a gradual decent.

[Qwepir]

Hate to burst your bubble but Mercana does not use MiGs.

[Mr. Hurricane]

Hate to burst your bubble but Mercana does not use MiGs.

I'll change it accordingly. What do they use aside from super advanced Ravens?