ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[Harm94]

Sabre pilot is true hero

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[Operator¹]

[Qwepir]

Obrad quickly moves his reticle onto the Sabre and fires his GAU-8.\

The Avenger Cannon does a much better job than the standard gun Miller used. The enemy craft's engines flame out and it begins to lose altitude, crash-landing in an open field.

[blockguy™]

QUICK SEND A TEAM OF SEALS TO SALVAGE THE TECHNOLOGY SO WE CAN BE GOOD ALSO

[Swat 3]

God damn it we need to invest in a "if pilot ded self-destruct plane" system.

I'm bringing this to the CO of the base.

[Harm94]

F-86 increases his badass level.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

This is the reference post.




I'm debating whether to allow this considering Comatose is kill and there are two (possibly three) traitors but this would be the second time I've made an exception to the thing I said I put my foot down on. I don't like doing that.

Also there are zero girls. It is a loving sausagefest up in this so if you like richard then have fun
If you like pusillanimous individual the only pusillanimous individual you're gonna get is traitor pusillanimous individual.

xxxxkill, maybe there is a another way. Maybe I can be a spy aircraft for NAUC or something? Just ideas, since I'm late to the damn party.

[Operator¹]

The Avenger Cannon does a much better job than the standard gun Miller used. The enemy craft's engines flame out and it begins to lose altitude, crash-landing in an open field.

"That did it Captain, let's call in CSAR and refuel so we can return to base."

[xxxxkill]

xxxxkill, maybe there is a another way. Maybe I can be a spy aircraft for NAUC or something? Just ideas, since I'm late to the damn party.

Actually nah I'm just gonna replace Comatose with you

[Qwepir]

QUICK SEND A TEAM OF SEALS TO SALVAGE THE TECHNOLOGY SO WE CAN BE GOOD ALSO

You're in enemy terrirtory. There will be no salvaging of crashed enemy craft this mission.

[blockguy™]

You're in enemy terrirtory. There will be no salvaging of crashed enemy craft this mission.

dangit

[Operator¹]

Can we timeskip to landing back at Valhalla airbase?

[blockguy™]

Can we timeskip to landing back at Valhalla airbase

dont yell at me because my plane exploded when you get back kthnx

[Deoxys And One Noob]

Actually nah I'm just gonna replace Comatose with you

Alrighty then. I'm reading thread now and getting caught up. I'll be there next mission.

Karl arrives at the empty base. Being slightly confused, he finds a bunk and starts unpacking. After being transitioned to this squad, he hopes that this will be a good one, unlike the last one...

The base is in flames. His comrades are running and dying everywhere as the fire spreads, hearing horrifying screams. Thank the heavens he has his gas mask.

After flinching, he goes right back to his unpacking.

[mlockha]

forget off Egoman "walking out of the bathrooms all sweaty with rye" Mcfriend

atleast my characters sole personality trait isn't being gay
also funny of you to call obrad a friend when obrad isnt constantly worried about "OMG i came out lol1!1!!!!" or "OMG STEELE UR SO HOT TRUST FALL HAHAHA". there's a difference between your character being gay and all your character is doing is being gay. find something else to talk about in rp other then drug-induced stupidity and roostersucking
Obrad refuels and flies back to base, landing and taxiing to his hangar.