ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[xxxxkill]

I'm talking about his promotion to Major.

Somebody has to get to play with the new toys.

i can perform cunnilingus and believe i am eating an starfish on my squad CO. please.

That's anilingus you dolt.

AND I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT STICKING YOUR richard IN A VAGINA AND STICKING YOUR richard IN AN starfish FEEL VERY DIFFERENT
YOUR TONGUE IS NOT EXEMPT FROM THIS

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[Qwepir]

i can perform cunnilingus and believe i am eating an starfish on my squad CO.

But your squad CO is a gril.

[blockguy™]

well we all know that SWAT should stick it in his and her pooper

[Swat 3]

But your squad CO is a gril.

yes I will do this for the team

wait

could I give a lewinsky to that right hand man dude can he give me super cool lazorz

[blockguy™]

could I give a lewinsky to that right hand man dude can he give me super cool lazorz

swat no

[Operator¹]

can we reassign the Mjolnir 1-# callsigns because a third of the squadron is missing and we have gaps (1-1 to 1-2) plus our squadron leader is 1-5 right now

[blockguy™]

can we reassign the Mjolnir 1-# callsigns because a third of the squadron is missing and we have gaps (1-1 to 1-2) and our squadron leader is 1-5 right now

i think putting whoever is the highest rank should be put as 1-1 or whatever
but that's my opinion

[mlockha]

Obrad walks over to Victor.
"So how's about that beer now?"

also i dont know why swats being such a pissy little bitch lol
dont be a hater man

[Qwepir]

could I give a lewinsky to that right hand man dude can he give me super cool lazorz

of course not

[Operator¹]

I look up from my tablet. "Maybe if the C.O. let us go off-base, I've got a place in mind that''s nearby; you can hold off on it." I turn off the tablet and set it on the table, grabbing a clipboard and a pen. "I'll be here if you need me, I'm going to run some checks on the Hornet before the mechanics decide to replace the engines."

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I decide, after to check out my plane, to head for the mess hall and eat.

[mlockha]

I look up from my tablet. "Maybe if the C.O. let us go off-base, I've got a place in mind that''s nearby; you can hold off on it." I turn off the tablet and set it on the table, grabbing a clipboard and a pen. "I'll be here if you need me, I'm going to run some checks on the Hornet before the mechanics decide to replace the engines."

"Alright. I'll check with the C.O."

Obrad walks to the C.O's office and knocks.

[Qwepir]

"What do you want?"

[Operator¹]

We should totally go out to a bar to drink with the pilots from Valkyrie.

[mlockha]

"What do you want?"

"I was wondering if me and Victor could head out to a bar tonight? I promised a beer to whoever had the most kills."