ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[Mr. Hurricane]

^thank you



I kick over a small canister of what appears to Powdered Obsidian. Steele is in the room.

"Hey captain, why's this here?"

[Ad Bot]

[Gojira]

bruh it's under me and swat's bunk
but whatever
"We won it in a competition with the rest of the members of our flight. See who could get the most ground kills."

[Mr. Hurricane]

bruh it's under me and swat's bunk

Bruh it's someone else's.


I inspect the can. It is nearly empty, only a small amount is on the floor.

[Qwepir]

bruh its a 4-person room and the only two people in it until you were there were steele and dax so obviously it couldnt have been anyone else's

[Gojira]

doesn't matter, steele explained.

[blockguy™]

shout "TRAITORS" and punch Gojira's character in the face please
it's better to die for your country then serve for another one

[Gojira]

shout "TRAITORS" and punch Gojira's character in the face please
it's better to die for your country then serve for another one

nah

also just for the record
steele didn't do it very often so the tin under his bunk is basically still full

[Qwepir]

dude she gave you enough for one trip
its the equivalent of buying someone a beer, only with narcotics

[blockguy™]

dude she gave you enough for one trip
its the equivalent of buying someone a beer, only with narcotics

in a world
where people buy drugs instead of beer

[Mr. Hurricane]

"Is this stuff addictive at all?"

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I again, ask the CO for a patrol mission.

[Gojira]

dude she gave you enough for one trip
its the equivalent of buying someone a beer, only with narcotics

oh okay
so basically the tins would be gone by now assuming swat used his

"Is this stuff addictive at all?"

"I have no clue. I would guess it is."

[Qwepir]

I again, ask the CO for a patrol mission.

He stops filing paperwork and looks up at you.
"You serious? What is it with all you airhead jet-jocks coming in here all hours of the day asking asinine questions. 'Commander, can we take assault rifles with us in the roosterpit?' 'Commander, can I take a break from defending my country to go buy a beer?' 'Commander, are we going to mount a rescue mission deep in enemy territory to save two of our guys that we don't even know are still alive?' No, no, no, and as for you, no. You'll get an assignment when there is an assignment for you."
He puts out his cigarette and lights another.
"What are you still doing in my office? Get out."

[Deoxys And One Noob]

He stops filing paperwork and looks up at you.
"You serious? What is it with all you airhead jet-jocks coming in here all hours of the day asking asinine questions. 'Commander, can we take assault rifles with us in the roosterpit?' 'Commander, can I take a break from defending my country to go buy a beer?' 'Commander, are we going to mount a rescue mission deep in enemy territory to save two of our guys that we don't even know are still alive?' No, no, no, and as for you, no. You'll get an assignment when there is an assignment for you."
He puts out his cigarette and lights another.
"What are you still doing in my office? Get out."

"Very well, sir. I'm sorry to have bothered your time." I decide to walk out, shaking my head.

[Swat 3]

We have a better CO 8)