ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[ZombiLoin]

You receive incredibly disapproving stares indicating that you dishonah your cwountry by lacking so much disrespect.

Kay I'll be more disrespectful.
"..."
"Hey Obrad, do you know what this green stuff is? Looks kinda- minty- actually."

[Ad Bot]

[mlockha]

"Sorry man, I don't even have a fork to eat with. Not like any of them can understand me. They, uh, hate foreigners, right?"

Simon scoops up a little rice with his hands and stuffs it into his mouth.
He actually finishes before speaking again.

"Hey, you wanna ditch these broads-"
Simon looks at Sakuya's distinctively flat chest. To be perfectly blunt none of them are exactly well endowed, but her chest is like Florida- flat, unremarkable, and boring. Simon corrects himself and continues on.
"-these chicks and hit the bar?"

"I was having a conversation with these 'broads'. So, Simon, if you want to leave, leave. I will continue to conversate. It is better to know the people you will fight alongside, then get wasted before 6 PM."

[Steele]

was that in order or was that a typo

[ZombiLoin]

"I was having a conversation with these 'broads'. So, Simon, if you want to leave, leave. I will continue to conversate. It is better to know the people you will fight alongside, then get wasted before 6 PM."

WRONG ANSWER. OHOHO SUCH A WRONG ANSWER
"A'ight, I'll bite. I'll stay here and converse with our allies. Dunno how they're supposed to understand me though."

[mlockha]

"A'ight, I'll bite. I'll stay here and converse with our allies. Dunno how they're supposed to understand me though."

"They can understand Mercanan."

[ZombiLoin]

"They can understand Mercanan."

"Wait... So..."
Simon's face transforms nearly instantly, as if he had been enlightened by a higher power. That enlightenment quickly turns to horror.
"By Odin, I am incredibly, uh, sorry, a heheh..."

[mlockha]

"Wait... So..."
Simon's face transforms nearly instantly, as if he had been enlightened by a higher power. That enlightenment quickly turns to horror.
"By Odin, I am incredibly, uh, sorry, a heheh..."

"Yeah. Might wanna go to that bar, before they decide to rough you up."

[xxxxkill]

Kay I'll be more disrespectful.

Whoops.

"I was having a conversation with these 'broads'. So, Simon, if you want to leave, leave. I will continue to conversate. It is better to know the people you will fight alongside, then get wasted before 6 PM."

Sakuya quickly casts a grateful smile at you and quietly sips her tea. Sakuya can exercise a wonderful amount of restraint. Erwin is liable to put Simon's face into the table.

"Wait... So..."
Simon's face transforms nearly instantly, as if he had been enlightened by a higher power. That enlightenment quickly turns to horror.
"By Odin, I am incredibly, uh, sorry, a heheh..."

Their expressions are flatter than their chests. Except Erwin she looks like she's about to choke you out.

[ZombiLoin]

"Yeah. Might wanna go to that bar, before they decide to rough you up."

"I, uh, I'm going to head into the cafe."

As Simon passes by he whispers something into Obrad's ear.
"They're like 5'1' what are they going to do, sneeze on me?"

[mlockha]

"I, uh, I'm going to head into the cafe."

As Simon passes by he whispers something into Obrad's ear.
"They're like 5'1' what are they going to do, sneeze on me?"

Obrad quickly whispers back.
"Martial Arts."
Obrad straightens himself up and takes a sip of his tea.
"Good thing he's gone, huh?"

[xxxxkill]

"I, uh, I'm going to head into the cafe."

As Simon passes by he whispers something into Obrad's ear.
"They're like 5'1' what are they going to do, sneeze on me?"

Erwin very suddenly stands up, jabs you in the chin, grabs your wrist, then sweeps a leg underneath your feet, flooring you. She then continues the single fluid motion, drawing her sidearm while twisting your arm behind your back. You suddenly feel the barrel of a .45 caliber pistol in the nape of your neck, and for such a short girl, Erwin is remarkably strong.
"Erwin!"
"I wasn't actually going to shoot him."
There are dubious looks from her squadmates.
"I'm not like Nagato!"
This, naturally causes quite a commotion, and you are released before the squadron commander happens to pass by at the absolute worst time possible.

[mlockha]

Erwin very suddenly stands up, jabs you in the chin, grabs your wrist, then sweeps a leg underneath your feet, flooring you. She then continues the single fluid motion, drawing her sidearm while twisting your arm behind your back. You suddenly feel the barrel of a .45 caliber pistol in the nape of your neck, and for such a short girl, Erwin is remarkably strong.
"Erwin!"
"I wasn't actually going to shoot him."
There are dubious looks from her squadmates.
"I'm not like Nagato!"
This, naturally causes quite a commotion, and you are released before the squadron commander happens to pass by at the absolute worst time possible.

Obrad doesn't even look towards the commotion, staring forward and drinking his tea.

[ZombiLoin]

"Mrrrmmmshakakllpppphhhh!"
Concrete is hard to speak through.
Also wtf what decent military even uses muh fuddy fibe anymore.

[xxxxkill]

Just because the round has a caliber of .45 doesn't mean it's ACP.

"Mrrrmmmshakakllpppphhhh!"
Concrete is hard to speak through.

Erwin quickly mutters something. It sounds offensive.

[ZombiLoin]

Simon stumbles to his feet and balances himself up against a light pole. He sees the unit commander's uniform but it's hard to see anything else through a first-degree concussion.
"A- uh- at ease s-sir?"