ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[mlockha]

That's probably why you keep getting shot down.

atleast i dont want to leave the squadron every day for something that isnt a big deal/ cant handle it

[Ad Bot]

[Operator¹]

I'll put a grenade in your engine m8

[Swat 3]

The J-20 sticks on Daxton's backside like a used condom until Major Coaxoch swoops in to steal the kill.
1-1: "You are leaving already, Steele? But you're missing all the fun! Oh well, I've granted you clearance to leave the battlefield. Good luck making it home safely, we'll see you there! Guess we'll have to pick up the slack, eh Dax?"

"Thanks for uhm, saving me." I form up on Coaxoch. "How do you say "Very honorable, you are." in Huitzian?" I say jokingly. "Anywhooo, I guess we do, ma'am."

I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage. "You guys should really check out some sort of liquid cooling system for the MMS."

[Operator¹]

A liquid cooling system is not going to be effective if you're doing high-speed turns constantly, plus it's pretty much the equivalent to carrying extra fuel that you can't use.

[Swat 3]

A liquid cooling system is not going to be effective if you're doing high-speed turns constantly, plus it's pretty much the equivalent to carrying extra fuel that you can't use.

They should have a Weapons System Cooling Pod :)

[Operator¹]

There's room for that, just remove your countermeasures.

[blockguy™]

cool engines or death?
i pick cool engines

[ZombiLoin]

I'm going to remove my flares to make space for some smuggled M16A3's, hold on.

[mlockha]

I'm going to remove my flares to make space for some smuggled M16A3's, hold on.

are you gonna do that while telling the CO to forget off?
listen, we all have faults in this rp and we've all been idiots
so why don't we all just stfu about it

[xxxxkill]

are you gonna do that while telling the CO to forget off?
listen, we all have faults in this rp and we've all been idiots
so why don't we all just stfu about it

>Being this asspained about a joke

[mlockha]

>Being this asspained about a joke

its just that people joke about it all the time
its getting to the point where its more stuffty jokes less rp

[Qwepir]

I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage. "You guys should really check out some sort of liquid cooling system for the MMS."

1-1: "Tch. Right. I will get back to you on that. How are we doing out here, Luthor?"

1-2: "The enemy is in disarray. Comm chatter indicates they cannot determine who command falls to. I advise you finish them off now."

Enemy craft requiring attention:
6x Chengdu J-10

[Swat 3]

I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage.
I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage.
I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage.
I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage.
I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage.

[Qwepir]

It says: "WARNING: TEMP" in big bold red letters.

[xxxxkill]

I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage.
I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage.
I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage.
I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage.
I check my HUD for any information on the heat damage.

It says "Hey handicap your plane's hot as forget"