this one time i was walking around blight town farming slugs when this guy invades me. He's like this big thing that looks powerful. He confidently charges me.
I hit him once with my dragon great axe, took out half his health, and he spent the next 5 minutes trying to figure out how to hit me without getting obliterated. He hits me once, and does like barely any damage. He then realizes how big of a mistake it was to interfere with my day.
